Real camping

To be contained in your room hidden from the rest of fucking human civilization

Dam Aliyah why you be real camping so much, ddddaaawwwwggg

by Jerome McLovin June 25, 2019

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Bumpass Cummings

Just a normal person. His parents aren't, though, and are burning in Hell.

"Hey, what happened after Bumpass Cummings was born?"
"The people made his memorial."
"Wait, he died?!"
"No, but his parents' legacies did.

by Snowland February 25, 2021

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A technique utilized to allow for lightning fast partitioning of micro orgasms. Mainly practiced by fibinachi february challengers, the world record stands at 4.32 cps (cums per second), beating the required 317811 orgasms of the final day of fibinachi february by 55.437.

Yesterday, I was finally able to achieve partitioned micro cumming at a stunning 2.6 cps.

by Kyobama February 8, 2020

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To Do a Cummings

The act of breaking instructions, rules or laws by the very person or persons who developed or introduced said instructions, rules or laws.

Believed to be derived from a number of parliamentarians and other close associates who did not strictly follow various rules imposed on the population of the UK during the Covid-19 crisis of 2020.

Despite telling his children to behave whilst they attended a friends BBQ, Simon was seen to do a Cummings by getting blind drunk and throwing up all over the Greek Salad.

After telling the family that they must all be saving for the family holiday, Wendy promptly did a Cummings when she went and bought herself an expensive new handbag.

by AlexY1969 May 29, 2020

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