that's the way the cookie crumbles

Saying meaning life is unpredictable.

Forest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...(takes bite out of piece of chocolate)...you never know what you're gonna get."

Me: "What a fucking stupid idiot, but, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles."

by Tim Jerome March 18, 2008

Crumpet Mayhem

A joyous occasion when six or more crumpets are prepared per person. Preferably buttered, hot and crispy (maybe with a little grilled sugar). This is usually the result of somebody suggesting Crumpet Mayhem (usually due to an over-abundance of crumpets due to them being on special offer). The crumpets are consumed by all and enjoyed, as crumpets are loved by all.

"I'm hungry, anybody got any ideas for a good munchies?"...

..."What about Crumpet Mayhem! We got loads of crumpets and butter because they were half price, we could even sprinkle sugar on top?"...

..."Sounds great, let's get the grill on!"

by MikeSynonymous February 11, 2010

CRUmor

a term coined to explain the wild-fire spread of rumors and gossip within Campus Crusade for Christ at UF (despite the fact that it's usually not very Christian).

Girl 1: "I heard they got coffee twice this week... do you think they're dating?"
Girl 2: "No, that's just a CRUmor."

by welk. February 24, 2010

CrumButt

When you girl been eatin too many cookies in the bed and you start bonin her and she get the crumbs in her snatch.

Bert- Ay which mofo finished all the oreos?
Ernie- I know your asian ass did cause i had crumbutt all last night

by Earnie Monster December 22, 2010

crumblin

tumblr crushing

im crumblin this chick hardcore man, all she does is reblog spidermemes

by h_t June 8, 2011

Crummed

Receiving a large assignment from a colleague after 12:00pm on a Friday that ruins your weekend.

Allan was scheduled to meet some chicks at the local speak easy after work but he got crummed by that bitch in the corner office.

by Mike Honcho's Dad July 29, 2013

Crumble

For something to be “Crumble” means it to be “Clean” or “fresh”.

“James’s trainers from 110B are nice”
“Yeah bro, they are Crumble”

by Cherry boyz February 21, 2020