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suck my cactus

A phrase used in many songs, usually rap, that means "suck my dick". A "cactus" can also be a penis that has been infected with herpes bumps. However, not always.
I was at the bar last night and that girl totally wanted to suck my cactus.
by yo i keep it real April 17, 2017
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The brawl stars cactus

Stupid cactus that commits war crimes and rapes children every day
The brawl stars cactus raped my daughter Jessie.
by Stylix November 25, 2019
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Cactor

A cack actor - i.e. a person who takes themselves seriously as an actor but is actually cack at acting and somewhat lacking in both humility and reality. A cactor is often more concerned about being photographed and name-dropping celebrities than they are about learning how to act - or they may take a ton of acting classes but it makes no difference. The cactor works very hard to succeed as an actor - spending a ton of money and time on professional photos of themselves, and posting them everywhere as if vanity equated to talent. Typical of wannabe actors and actresses who are deluded about their talents, sound like Derek Zoolander, and in reality will never stand shoulder to shoulder with real talent. "Actor" or "Actress" who is really a full-time bartender / waiter / receptionist / shop clerk with a piece of shit showreel that they brag about. Aka "shactor" - a shit actor.
Steve: "Angela's boasting about the time she met Holly Hunter and how it's her ambition to work with her one day" Me: "Yeah but overlooks one important fact: Holly Hunter's an oscar winning actress. Angela is a cactor."
by itellsitidoes July 20, 2011
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cactus

Used as a plant, or an insult.
Is your family tree a cactus? Because everyone in it is a prick.
by DanielOzzo111 November 17, 2016
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jamaican cactus

Refers to the herb or mary janes tobaco
Stoner 1: Man this jamaican cactus is the shiznit
Stoner 2: fo shizzle ma nizzle
by herbal harry July 21, 2004
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Cactus dick

a person who has a dry, prickly dick called a "Cactus dick"
After Billy sucked his mums penis and she man creamed and jared down his throught he got his tongue cut up on her cactus dick.
by Obey January 6, 2008
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Cracc head swag

a cracc head dat keep there appearance up. takes showers, comb hair, and walk around as if there not high.
walk like they the shit, but is high as a kite, dat cracc head swag
by Tink Long beach CA. May 12, 2010
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