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conversational splooging

1. To prank an IM buddy by saying you came all over their conversation window when it popped up.

2. Usually happens when you're masturbating to some hot girl and your friend decides to surprise you with an IM window right as you cum.
Adam: Hey Bryan what was the homework in Physics?
Bryan: (At moment of conversational splooging) SHIT DUDE I just came all over your convo window!
Adam: That's hot let me lick it up.
Bryan: I liked it when I saw your picture come up.
Adam: I'll be right over baby.
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nonversation 

A late night conversation without any purpose.
Monica almost fell asleep during our nonversation last night.

Mike has to stop wasting all of his time with those nonversations.
nonversation by M&MM June 11, 2008

conversational rape 

The traumatizing conversational method of a person who thinks he/she is intellectually superior to you and therefore takes every opportunity to interrupt you and insult every idea you may want to add to the largely one-way conversation. Very common among city intellectuals and professionals. The training ground is usually an Ivy League school, but an education in this art often begins in the home of people who have large objects permanently stuck in their rear end and/or people who have something to prove because they are afraid we will all find out how stupid they actually are or how small their wee-wees are.
I don't like going to that bar because all of the Wall Street guys who go there think that conversational rape is a great way to charm a girl.

conversatin 

1. To strike up some chats with the homies
2. To make small talk to check to see if the new dealer on the block is a cop
I was just conversatin with ma peeps
conversatin by Peon October 12, 2004

conversational currency 

Using facts, links, photos, videos and articles as units of exchange across social networks.
"Wow Vic, that blog post you linked to was amazing- that's some good conversational currency right there."

Conversational Deliciousness 

1. When having a conversation that is so enjoyable it leaves a good taste in your mouth.

2. When having a conversation while eating something delicious. (Don't talk with your mouth full!)

3. Having a conversation about something so delicious that it is mouthwatering.
1. Person A: I just had the best conversation with a new acquaintance! It left a good taste in my mouth about that person.

Person B: Got to love having Conversational Deliciousness.

2. Person A: I just love this (insert delicious food here)! How was your day?

Person B: My day is better with this Conversational Deliciousness, did you try the (insert more delicious food here) ?

3. Person A: Dude, I just ate some delicious food, it was so tasty and had a good texture!

Person B: Man I don't think I can handle this Conversation Deliciousness, it's making me drool!

carversation

The act of pulling your car up to another and talking through opened windows. Usually happens at red lights, stop signs, parking lots and narrow roads at 2am.
I was having a carversation with John, when this idiot honked at me 'cause I was blocking the road.
carversation by Zanz May 10, 2008