Skip to main content

Junior College

According to Adam Corolla it's high school with ash trays and a waste of time among other things.
Guy # 1:"Hey, where are you going to school?"
Guy # 2:"Just Junior College"
Guy # 1:"I'm sorry"
by Philippe February 5, 2005
mugGet the Junior College mug.

college

a boring place of optional higher education, which often results in the careless abuse of alcohol, drugs, tobacco, and certain situations involving some form of sex...
I was supposed to be in class but i got drunk and found some horny girl in the freshman dorms and got and gave her a dirty raccoon....MAN I LOVE COLLEGE
by woolleybooger February 28, 2011
mugGet the college mug.

College Confidential

A website that is supposed to help high school students and their parents with getting into university and how to manage courses while there, but is flooded with insecure people who act elitist and belittle others based on their mediocre GPA, SAT/ACT scores, etc. If you have a 3.3 GPA, you are seen as a loser similar to someone begging for money on the freeway overpass. Most believe if it's a tactic to get people to become hopeless so they don't apply to the Ivy League and have them get an easier chance of getting in.
User: I have a 3.3 GPA, 1250 SAT and 30 ACT, along with being the president of the Hockey club, 5 AP courses taken with 3 4's and 2 5's, and have over 100 hours of community service. What are my chances of getting into San Diego State?
Idiot on College Confidential: You are more likely to mop floors at McDonald's then get into SDSU with those stats kiddo. Have you considered community college?
by partyrockstar222 August 3, 2019
mugGet the College Confidential mug.

Onslow College

Man that school has swag it must be Onslow College
by onsloooooow November 2, 2013
mugGet the Onslow College mug.

amity college

by hel;lofhjkdbvgf June 1, 2018
mugGet the amity college mug.

Lone Star College

A junior college mostly in and around North Houston. People go here for one of a few reasons
1. They want to go straight into the workforce so they are going for a Tech Prep Degree such as Veterinary Technician, Computer information Technology etc.
2. They want to get a bachelors degree but cant afford 4 years in a University so they are getting basic courses out of the way so they can transfer.
3. They got shitty grades and couldnt get in anywhere else.
4. They dont really care about school but they want to say that they at least went to college.
by Sweet_Tea_Sipper July 25, 2011
mugGet the Lone Star College mug.

College Confidential

A website where try hards can brag about their stats and over exaggerate them. Also a place where butthurt people that didn't get into their dream school can bash on other people and say that they have no chance of getting into said school.
College Confidential
Asian
Male
Can pay full OOS tuition

SAT: 2390 - 790 Math (stupid bubbling mistake) <- (LOOOOOOL, SURE.), 800 CR/W
Unweighted GPA: Roughly 3.98 or 3.97 (4.7 Weighted GPA) - 12 APs + MVC/DiffEqs by graduation
UC GPA: Probably 4.5 or whatever the maximum is (I have 8+ semesters of AP, all As)
Subject tests: 800 Math II, 800 Physics
Essays: should be decent
ECs: Science League (top 10% award), President of Mu Alpha Theta, potentially officer in FBLA, potentially officer in Science Honor Society, member of Spanish Honor Society,

Awards: FBLA 1st at States(potentially Nationals award in summer), Semifinalist at a statewide business idea competition, NMSQT (nearly certain), Silver key in NE region for Scholastic Art/Writing, Congressional award bronze medal

WILL I GET IN?!?!

BrownButthurt: Good chance! All academics and no character, perfect!
CornellBound: You don't stand a chance. Your EC's are weak.
Harvardisbae: You are well academically but also an inconsiderate person with no character, GOOD CHANCE!

*note all the "potential" - over exaggerating.
by GetClocked March 9, 2015
mugGet the College Confidential mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email