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Trench Coats 

Very comfortable, warm coats, usually comes in leather. It's differnet than other coats because these types of coats drape down enough where only your feet and the lower part of your legs are shown. This makes the wearer warmer and drier than other alternatives.

Sadly, alot of adults (usually middle-aged or older) look completely down upon these coats because they can easily conseal weapons such as sawn-off shotguns, uzis, and other firearms. All this because of reputation when students coming in guns blazing wearing these coats.

Because of this, I'm forbidden to wear such a coat to my high school, and I live no where near Colorado.
"What the hell is stopping me from shashing weapons in a backpack or a winter coat yet I can't wear fucking trench coats in school, you shit-headed assholes?"
- A response I made to the "people" running the school I go to.
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Scrote Coating 

The act of rubbing one's testicles over the entire surface area of an object.
Zach: Let's trick-or-treat at Blake's house.
Luke: I wouldn't eat candy from his house, because I saw him scrote coating some chocolate bars yesterday.
Scrote Coating by Lubzgroup November 6, 2012

coatesville 

a small city/town in PA near phillidelphia...mostly populated by black people and mexicans and reallly REALLY poor white people on crack. Has the worst reputation out of all the schools in its area. alot of white kids from downingtown think coatesville is the greatest place on earth and is sooo much like going to phillidelphia or something. home town of richard"rip"hamilton which unless someone told you you would never know.... he gives us a peice of shit ass celebration every once and a while. all in all coatesville sux
black kid talking to white friend: yo what you doing on the weekend
White kid: nuttin man im tryin to come down c-ville and chill wit u cuz or go to the BP(bowling palace) or we can go to the misonique(club)...man i swear coatesville be poppin yo!
Black kid:.....
coatesville by ROB.T April 18, 2006

who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning? 

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy
Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

coattail rider 

(n.) Usually male, a person who tries to leverage previous face time to sleep with or "date" someone that's been involved with a friend.
Bob only met Sarah because I was dating her, and as soon as we broke up, he asked her out. What a coattail rider.
coattail rider by Inox October 17, 2006

Sugar Coating 

Trying to make everything okay but nothing is okay, and making it see He/She is better than Last
"He's just sugar coating it"

Coatesing 

The act of looking busy and important, when in fact you are doing nothing, and just slacking.
"Hey, look at Deb, she is Coatesing!"
Coatesing by Ohhhhhh December 8, 2004