coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.

“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”

by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022

emo in a trench coat

JD

See that emo in a trench coat?
Yeah that dude is such a JD

by HenryTheMoth March 30, 2017

Netflix and Coat

When an act of chivalry is misconstrued as coming on to someone.

When I held the door open, I didn't mean anything by it, I was just being polite, but they said I want to netflix and coat.

by WeweeSankido June 25, 2016

COAT

Chance Of Acting Tonight

- Babe soon as I finish my dinner I'll run home to you !
- COAT ? I'll have the kids bedded
- You are disgusting !
- Love you too

by [.] March 24, 2019

coat government

noun (n): A government with extensive welfare programs to help those in need, akin to a Social Democracy, this type of government will try to help a nation it's implemented in during a period of economical problems/collapse. Normally, these governments are social democracies, although fascist groups and/or dictatorial groups can promise to function like a coat government during their rule.

etymology: A coat government works like a coat, a coat can keep you warm in winter, and a coat government (the coat) can help a country (keep it warm) during economic instability/issues (the winter).

During the Great Depression, the people wanted a coat government to help them with the depression, they saw hope in FDR as the leader of a potential coat government for the US, and some found technocracy, dictatorships, and the fascist dictatorships of Europe as potential coat governments if they would've been implemented back home.

by SloveneInSerbia August 27, 2021

COAT

Cunt of a thing

"Hey look, Sam bought his coat (mrs) to the pub again"

by 3machine September 15, 2022

Ditch Coat

A cheap coat (forever 21, h&m, Burlington coat factory kind of coat) that a girl wears on a date that she is unsure about.
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.

To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool

Girl: I'll be right back, can you watch my coat?
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.

by Dumpsterdoug March 6, 2016