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Cardiomaniac

A person who engages in a variety of cardio activities to an excess degree.
"Christ man you're a Cardiomaniac"
by VmanPierce April 27, 2023
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cardrobe

similar to floordrobe but found in ones car.
instead of using the family car as a cardrobe would you put your clothes in your room where they belong.
by bridget mcintosh June 23, 2007
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Cardigestion

Indigestion accuired while or shortly after eating in a car. Can be due to many causes or contributing factors.
Person 1: Ah man I've eaten so much drive through...

Person 2: Me too I've got bad cardigestion!
by Carrdi February 28, 2010
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cardboard coder

A cardboard cutout of a program or web coder. Often when trouble shooting code as soon as you ask another person to review the code you find the problem, often in jest it is suggested that a cardboard coder is employed.
I have this problem with this piece of code, oh never mind, cardboard coder to the rescue!
by Apolloeye November 19, 2009
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cardiac closer

Cardiac Closer: a sales rep who meets his quota commitment just before, or at the deadline due to lack of preparation. The mental and physical state of the person resembles palpitating behaviors that could lead to full system overload. Coined by Hustle and Flow author Javier Lopez in his book: "Witnessing The Pressure Syndrome."
John was behind on hitting his sales quota for the month, and with two days left went into a frenzy of last minute sales attempts to achieve his commission. His blood pressure went through the roof, he was irritated, sweaty and down right mean. John is one of those cardiac closers.
by Lawrencelot October 23, 2011
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Cardboardios

Off-brand cheerios that you find in the dining halls at your college. No matter what you put on them or in your cereal with them, they still taste like cardboard.
They didn't have anything good in the dining hall this morning, so I had to settle for Cardboardios.
by Dudewithaslug October 30, 2011
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Cardboard Drunk

Noun - One who consumes and then becomes intoxicated off absolutely disgusting but relatively cheap boxed wine. Franzia is a common favorite, especially among poor college students.
Better not go into the room with them. Franzia friday is out of control... "thanks for that. Cardboard drunks are so annoying."
by audis4guy November 22, 2011
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