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Fiction Checking

Basically what stupid people want you to do when you question their obviously debunked arguments, demanding that you believe them without question. Also known as "Fact Checking"
Billy got angry when Alvin questioned his belief that fascism was right-wing, seeing many factors of it having socialist policies, deciding that Alvin should do some "Fact Checking" as he shouted "Mind doing some fact checking on that?!!" Getting angry, Alivin responded with "More like Fiction Checking."
by The Painful Reality November 23, 2019
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Wow, Squidward, You're Choking!

Person A laughs when Person B hurts themselves.

Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress.

Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.
After causing SpongeBob and Patrick to have a falling out, Squidward admires his handiwork.

"Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door.

Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion.

Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds.

"Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life.

"I win!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2021
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Chonking

Chonking (adjective/verb) describes a state in which something is both smelly and sweaty. Of course, there are a limited number of applications for this word, most of which are related to the genital area. Originated in Scotland.
"Ma gooch is pure chonking man!" THE MULLENATOR <--famous scottish frequenter of gay nightclubs.
by Fraser Clark <--likes anal September 20, 2008
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choking the oompa loompa

another way of saying 'jacking off' or masturbating
Dude, I got in so much shit yesterday. My parents got back from their trip earlier than expected and caught me choking the oompa loompa in the living room while watching some porn. It sucked.
by jeiarr December 25, 2008
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clocking

harry was caught clocking chris
by bigdogbellos December 15, 2011
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Chucking

A man on man 69 sex game. Usually with two pairs of guys so they can trade off. They roll on the ground while doing it. Usually performed by males who can't get it from a woman.
Damn Brad we really need to have another chucking party again. Except I don't think Steven is free this weekend. Maybe we could convince Ray to come.
by takeoutyourretainers May 4, 2009
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Checking in

Having sex. When one checks in or is checking in, it is either to the Vagina Hotel, or the motel (the butt).
Guy 1 "Hey buddy, were you checking in last night?"
Guy 2 "Nah man the hotel had no vacancy, but I'm gonna try again tonight"
by eyememine January 3, 2010
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