Car Accident

When someone crashes into someone else or crashes into something

Max: Hey dude my friend just got in a car accident
Jack: Oh that's sad. Hope he's better

Max: Me too

Car Accident by BusBusBusBusBus February 26, 2017

Car Fapper 

A person who's addiction to cars is so intense they start to feel sexual needs for that motorized vehicle. Therefore starting to fap to it.

The person next to me seems to be a car fapper he keeps pulling up car photos and making weird noises.

Car Fapper by lolomont December 19, 2017

Car is bad 

A response to a statement that is painfully obvious, similar to the phrase, ‘no shit.’

Person A: *sobbing uncontrollably*
Person B: You look sad.
Person A: *rolls eyes* Car is bad.

Car is bad by currentlypullingawickedone July 5, 2021

Car Torpedo 

Going 100+ mph in a car without a seatbelt and crashing into an object; therefore, launching yourself through the wind shield and obliterating yourself.

Jeff’s wife divorced him, leaving him a state of depression.
Jeff later did a car torpedo to escape the pain

Car Torpedo by ProbablySam October 30, 2021

car dependency 

A measure of how dependent people are on cars to meet the needs of daily life.

There's so much car dependency in Houston I can't walk to the fucking grocery store.

car dependency by javasgifted February 3, 2022

car hug 

That awkward twisty side hug when the parties, possibly with one still restrained by a seatbelt, say their good-byes in the car.

After the date, Susie gave Bobby a car hug.

car hug by Peg July 25, 2007

CAR JACKING

THIS IS WHEN A MAN DRIVES AROUND TOWN FURIOUSLY WACKING OFF IN HIS CAR FOR THE WORLD TO SEE.SOME TINT THEIR WINDOWS,AND SOME ARE BLATANTLY DO IT IN CONVERTIBLES.THERE IS NO EASY WAY TO TELL WHOS DOING IT WHILE YOUR INNOCENTLY DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD,SO BE CAREFUL,THERE OUT THERE CAUSING ACCIDENTS.WHICH LEADS TO ANOTHER WORD...WACKCIDENT.

POP BETTER STOP CAR JACKING ALL OVER TOWN OR I'M GONNA TURN HIM IN,AND HE'S GONNA GET ARRESTED.NOT TO ENCOURAGE THIS BEHAVIOR,BUT IT IS JUST MISDEMEANOR FOR THIS TYPE OF CAR JACKING.

CAR JACKING by WACK ATTACK May 8, 2011