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bored@baker

An anonymous website for students of Dartmouth College that tends to be used to gossip, troll, rank frats/sororities, and poll about random questions. In the past many users would post the name of a classmate so that they would be made fun of by everyone else. The current admin, known as "Jae Daemon," has been recently working to reform the atmosphere on the website and reduce the amount of names of students that are posted.

Users can earn badges on the site in a number of ways, such as posting a certain number of times, earning a number of replies/agrees/disagree, or posting links that are clicked a number of times.

Some people choose to associate a profile name and sometimes a picture with their account. If they post frequently enough they come to be known as "personalities." Many personalities post in their own distinctive style or tone based off of the profile name they have chosen.
I woke up this morning and discovered I had 50 notifications on bored@baker! Then I realized they were all replies to the thread that I had replied to.

Dartmouth Student A: "Hey... have you ever gone on Bored@baker?"
Dartmouth Student B: "Yeah, but not anymore. They say such mean things there!"

Dartmouth guy "Ever since I started using bored@baker I have been procrastinating more than ever!"
by DartmouthStudent April 26, 2011
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Borgolte

the Borgolte

A meal consisting of potatoes, spinach and fried egg.
Wanna eat the Borgolte today?

Hey, have you done the Borgolte challenge?
by Aroma(ExperienceTheBorgolte) December 5, 2020
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snore bore

When someone or something is totally boring...that they/it
sends you to sleep...

You heard it all before...seen it all before...tell me something I don't know...otherwise mind if I take a nap ?
Doofus: You sexy...you such a fine looking babe...wanna ride it with a cowboy ?

Chick: Um...two words...*snore bore*...zzzzzz
by katica_kat December 29, 2007
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Life of Boris

The Shashlik and squatting king. If you need something to look to in life, have no hope for human kind anymore, go watch life of boris. His calming Russian accent will make you feel inner peace for the rest of your life. Has the digestion system of a Russian bear that lived in the woods and killed more that 30 people in the woods for the past 30 years. Drinks vodka and kvass on a daily basis.
Man with crippling depression: I want to kill myself.
Life of Boris YouTube channel: Do not fear BORIS is here!"
by Not a kpop fan. February 24, 2021
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Aurora Borealis

Also known as northern lights.

1) In scientific terms, it is cause by ions within the atmosphere getting excited from the energy released by the sun. During the state of excitement, the ions release those energy in order to stabilize themselves. Those energy bear different colors, which depends on the composition of the ions. (i.e. oxygen, nitrogen, carbon, etc.)

2) In common terms, pretty lights in the sky that can only be seen at the northern regions of the globe.
Person A: Hey! Did you see the Aurora Borealis in the sky last night?
Person B: The wuh?
Person A: Northern lights...
Person B: Oh! You mean that was northern lights? I thought I was high.
by smart_guy November 2, 2007
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bore-boarded

The practice of inducing a near death experience in others by incessant and mindless chatter.
Poor Gary barely survived being bore-boarded by Leon at the faculty party."
by Gary Olson January 25, 2009
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Bortee

(Noun) a term used in reference to any person who has managed to survive his or her mother's failed abortion attempt(s).

The term is traditionally used in reference to a child, but can be applied to any abortion survivor who has achieved the legal age of adulthood as well.
"That baby is unusually cute......for a bortee."

Jane: "Man, Bob seems to have some serious trust issues."

Steve: " Yeah, you can thank his mother for that.....ever since he found out that he is a bortee..."
by Timmy the Hutt March 1, 2011
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