Apple 

You dumbass it's a red circle that you eat

I hope you choke on an apple

Apple by Random_definition_er June 9, 2024

apple 

doctor repellent

an apple a day keep my doctor away from my bedroom cuz he rapes me every night

apple by I dont like minors trust June 15, 2024

apple 

doctor repellent

an apple a day keep my doctor away from my bedroom cuz he rapes me every night

apple by I dont like minors trust June 15, 2024

Apple 

A phone company that thinks a better camera is a top priority.

I heard Apple made a new iPhone, but it probably just had a camera improvement…again…

Apple by TheFroggiestFroggyEver August 16, 2024

Apple 

Why Tf ru searching up what an apple is u moron it’s probably like 11:00pm and u have nothing better to do just go sleep

Lia: can I have an apple
Mia: no go to fucking bed it’s 1am

Apple by rei is cool August 25, 2024

Apple 

Because they aren't iPhone creating geniuses.

Hym "Apple doesn't NEED to invent anything. It's there ticket to stay on the upper plate of Midgard. It doesn't need to get better for themselves or anyone else and as long as they have the YouTube filth to demand service from the populous they can just coast on the invention of the guy who ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING."

Apple by Hym Iam January 11, 2025

Apple 

A type of nut that is planted from the underground and sprouts in the driest conditions. Also known as a projectile for mortars. It is popular on the internet due to a virus of the same name.

P1: "Dude, my mom just died..."

P2: "Apple."

Apple by FluffyFelineMusketeer February 4, 2025