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an apple a day keep my doctor away from my bedroom cuz he rapes me every night
an apple a day keep my doctor away from my bedroom cuz he rapes me every night
Because they aren't iPhone creating geniuses.
Hym "Apple doesn't NEED to invent anything. It's there ticket to stay on the upper plate of Midgard. It doesn't need to get better for themselves or anyone else and as long as they have the YouTube filth to demand service from the populous they can just coast on the invention of the guy who ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING."
Apple by Hym Iam January 11, 2025
A type of nut that is planted from the underground and sprouts in the driest conditions. Also known as a projectile for mortars. It is popular on the internet due to a virus of the same name.
P1: "Dude, my mom just died..."

P2: "Apple."
Apple by FluffyFelineMusketeer February 4, 2025