Alexander Downer

(or Downer) Aust, Lit: Australian Foreign Affairs Minister. Also;

n.
1) Any servile lackey. (see john howard)

2) Any sad and lonely person happily pwned by idiots for the sake of any company at all.

3) A useless object (see white elephant), any object serving no legitimate or practical purpose.

4) A happy and inane waffler (see logorrhea, Arnold Rimmer), any person talking to excess about nothing of significance while sporting a dumb smile.

adj.
5) (fashion) Ugly and ill-fitting clothing making men look like women or else making women look too much like men. Also, unattractive. (see fugly)

v.
6)To enjoy being stupid.

1) Mitch is my bitch, Mitch is my (Alexander) Downer. I keep him on a tight leash.

2) Greg could be an Alexander Downer at times. He didn't mind following the biggest losers around if it meant he could save himself from a moment spent alone.

3) That shitty car turned out to be a complete Alexander Downer. It cost a small fortune and never worked.

4) Peter did a total (Alexander) Downer on us. Talking for about thirty minutes on the importance of snails in history.

adj.
5) "Darlin, I hate to tell you but that's a total (Alexander) Downer jacket. It makes your boobs look small and it makes your shoulders look too masculine."

v.
6)(Downing, Downering, Alexander Downering) "Gazza was drunk and tripping, happily Downering the night away, talking to his own feet."

by Costa Del Barto June 26, 2006

alexander bell

TELEPHONE.

Leading from the chap who invented audio telegraphy ('Marconi' simply doesn't have the same connotation in the English speaking world).

I think this is a uniquely Aussie expression, but may be in use elsewhere.

He's not at work. Try and get him on his alexander bell.

by Dave Sheedy September 2, 2006

alexander james

A nerd who is slightly adorable. He has a wonderful sense of humor despite is pessimistic attitude. He is a Self-Doubter with a great accent. He has an uncanny likeness to many other people. He has some very depressing backstory.

Me: There goes that Alexander James
Someone: Isnt that guy weird?

by phillippbj November 26, 2016

Alexandra

Usually a girl's name. She's one of the strongest people you'll ever meet. She is the most patient and caring person you could ever meet. She deserves more than she has, so spoil her. She is the most beautiful person you'll ever meet. She is worth every second of your time, and you'll never regret staying up all night with her. She'll change your life, making it the best you could want it to be. She can make you smile just by smiling herself. You'll disagree at times, but you'll both apologize the next day. You could talk for days about how amazing she is. When you don't see them for a while you may go insane. Once you get to know her, you'll feel protective of her. She is not a snobby person, and never will be. She is nice to people who deserve it. She has random bi-polar moments that make her that much better. You could talk to her for hours about anything with her. One way or another, she finds a way to keep you out of trouble. She will always say something negative about her appearance even though she always looks beautiful. Always remind her she is beautiful. IN the worst of times she will be happy. She won't admit at first, but she is like every other person and has problems, and just needs someone to talk to. You just have to be there for her. You will never be able to describe her because there is so much to talk about. If you ever meet an Alex(andra), keep her close. You'll want to be with her forever.She is probally dating someone like a Josh or Adam

Guy 1 : I took Alexandra home last night yo.

Guy 2 : Dude treat her right.

by Duhitzalexxx May 21, 2018

Alexander

A sexy and smart young man. He is often a swag rich boy driving BMW's.
Its also 100% sure that he at least has a 8 inch dick. He is very good in bed.

Hey Alexander you wanna have breakfast in bed you pleasure me well!

by Lara sforza March 6, 2019

Alejandro

Alejandro is a nice and chill pearson, but in the inside he is a weird and cool guy. He may look weird at first, but when you get to know him he is a chill person. He is a very known person in school that everybody likes. His favorite sports ar boxing and football. He is a good friend that everyone likes so if you see him say just a hi and don't be afraid.

Alejandro is a nice person.

by MEGA.wolf July 11, 2018

Alexandra

Alexandra is a very sweet and loving girl. She is shy at first but will reel you in with her kind and open heart. Her personality is extremely intriguing and makes all the boys fall for her. She got a fat ass and is planning to make her boy happy. She is typically referred to as alex but loves the few people who call her by her full name. She falls incredibly hard & is often left heart broken. She struggles to pick herself back up and believe in finding love again. After planning and imagining a future with her first love is all she ever thinks about, all the songs that he showed her is all she listens to. She makes herself sad by remembering all things that made her happy. She wears her heart on her sleeve and will ride ur dick into the moonlight. She believes and has fallen in love at first sight and fears she won't find love again but hopes that her boy will meet again and become friends then slowly fall back into lovers again

Mallik: god I miss Alexandra i haven't seen her in ages

Jake: yeah dude u really fucked up she had THE FATTEST ASSand was HOT AF

by alexdabootygiver March 14, 2017