J-Donks

1. A word that can replace any other word in the English language (including various parts of speech such as verbs, adjectives, etc.) for the purpose of rewording any phrase with the objective of humorous discourse.

1. Person #1: Dude, what the f***?!

Person #2: I know dude, what the J-Donks?!

2. Person #1: Can you believe that a**hole cut me off?

Person #2: I know, what a J-Donk.

by Dr. Richard Strain September 8, 2010

J Swipe

Jewish Tinder, filled with JAPs and Becks. But unlike Tinder there's unlimited likes and unlike J Date it's free!

Ben: Man I'm sick of getting no matches on Tinder, and my parents keep whining at me to find a Jewish girl, fml.
Sam: Try J Swipe, I've had a bunch of dates from it. But watch out for becks!

by mrperson123 July 27, 2017

J Stu

- noun
1. A whinger.

Josh: I wish I was talented enough to do something substantial with my existence, but I think I'll just tell everyone I was on a college TV show once and complain like a J Stu for the rest of my life.

by gIIoyd June 15, 2008

J hope

One of the most amazing, beautiful, cute and precious humans on earth. Honestly, if anyone ever tries to do anything to him they will have messed with the wrong people! J hope is a ray of sunlight and a rare specimen of this world. Reasons to LOVE him: He'll always put a smile on your face! He wants to inspire people and give them strength, thus the line; I am your hope, you are my hope. He gets scared easily. He can easily be your bias or bias wrecker.

"J hope is my sun."
" If you do not know J hope you are hopeless"

by keyrat :3 June 2, 2019

Code J

When one cannot find their juul.

Can you lift the couch up, I’m having a code j.

by mal21 February 6, 2018

J-von

Extreme superhero, known to kick everyones ass, also a Tech teacher. He has unlimited knowledge and outwits the helmeted Masquerade any day of the week. Prominent as a superhero in the mid 20th century, later hid his superhero image and let himself go to become a teacher.

" Its a blimp! Its a crane! No! It's J-von! "

Student: sir I need help
Jvon: Get Out.

by dan444448 September 18, 2011

Mr. J

A nickname for the Joker

Harley Quinn often calls The Joker Mr. J

by Helpless Writer September 27, 2008