Operation Military Rescue

The Act of a female soldier giving an injured male soldier a blow job during battle.

John: Hey ed, you ok? I heard your leg was blown off during the mission.

Ed: You heard that right John!!! Not only did I get my leg patched up she gave me an Operation Military Rescue in the process!!!
proceeds to be given the metal of honor the following day

by duckbrawl42 February 22, 2021

With all due respect

"I'm about to f**king heavily disrespect you"

Intern: With all due respect sir, eat a dick
Boss: ...

by elhacka March 4, 2021

Fist to mouth resusitation

A few light slams to the gob of an aching for it recipient , to bring them back to reality .

To hit a person in the mouth with a closed fist as a punishment. Fist to mouth resusitation.

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss March 20, 2021

Second Gen Resin

Second generation reclaimed dabs. When you reclaim resin from your dab piece which built up from taking resin dabs. It’s that shit that tastes like paint thinner, the shit you survive on for the week leading up to your next paycheck after going through all your wax.

‘Your reclaim tastes like paint thinner’

‘It’s second gen resin man’

by Tonde April 4, 2021

can I use the restroom

A statement that turns into the corniest thing a teacher could say, and every teacher has said it once.

Student: Ms, can I use the restroom?
Teacher: I don't know, CAN YOU??
Student: Ugh, May I use the restroom
Teacher: No.

by Hiness303 May 3, 2021

The Surgery Resident

When you have sexual intercourse utilizing your partner’s inguinal hernia as the receptive end of the act, with or without ejaculation into said hernia.

We got a little frisky last night and i totally gave my girlfriend’s hernia the surgery resident.

by kcommedic June 15, 2021

ur vagina a resigna

Ultimate insult.
Nothing else, because it's too powerful to describe as human.

Ur vagina a resigna

by john stromboli June 21, 2021