Dick thong

Taping your dick so far up between your buttcheeks that it is like wearing a thong.

I bet that guy's got his dick thong on tonight.

by Chelsey Ball March 22, 2011

Sombrero Dick

When the shaft of your penis swells up and looks like the rim of a sombrero around the shaft of your penis.

After a nasty hand job last night I have a Sombrero Dick.

by Slutgers November 3, 2011

big dicking it

When you are playing poker and you have the most chips and are able to chip bully. You have the biggest dick in the game, and make sure that everyone else knows it.

I was playing poker with tom and he was totally big dicking it, and the game was no fun.

by mmhmm216+1+65 August 30, 2011

Dick Drops

After urination, when a man's bladder and penis assure him that he is done peeing, there's a little extra that comes out as soon as he puts his dick away. Dick drops can range anywhere from a single drop in the undergarments to several drops that fall as far down the pant leg as the knee.

"Dude, I shook like 15 times but I got the dick drops in my khakis, we gotta leave the party."

by n053b133d September 4, 2011

Rip the dick

To Rip The Dick out of something usually applies to cars but could be applied to other things. It means that you push it to its limits, thrash it within a micrometer of its bearing shells.

Hes fair rippin the dick oot o that car by revving it up and then doin a wheelie like that. See tire fryer.

by You've seen this happen! February 28, 2005

dick sucking

when you ALWAYS around or talking to somebody.

always have their name in your mouth.

"Damn, that boy is always looking fly, i think he soooo sexy.." said Mya "Damn Mya, Why you dick sucking"

by Wiifaa. November 1, 2008

crack dick

when someone buys illigal drugs, and is a dick about it.

yeah well im going to call the cops you fucking crack dick.

by ur bother June 8, 2010