bruce bowen'd

to acidentally/purposely injure someone with intent and then play it off after the fact as if it were a accident.

named after the cal state fullerton grad turned nba star-injurer aka life ruiner.

ex. steve nash, kobe bryant, and the list goes on.

Spectator A: Damn son, you see that poor sap get undercut by the same guy he just blocked on the previous play?

Spectator B: Ya bro, he just got Bruce Bowen'd. F his life.

by real_rodsizzler October 26, 2009

Q.E.D-eed

Slang for working in a shitty place and getting your career screwed up. Worded after a organization called QED BATON which collapsed due to employee attrition.

Slang for working in a obtuse and exploiting organization where employees are shown carrots and work towards it looking for a career but get screwed/defrauded/taken for a ride which effects careers in an extremely negative way.

After completing college John joined XYZ Corp but got Q.E.D-eed.

You should always check organizational credentials before getting on board or there are high chances of you getting Q.E.D-eed

by GenHexDisThoCMC November 19, 2010

B.F.T.D.S.

Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.

Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!

by jeru411 May 28, 2013

Rule 34'd

To make an object, character, or media francide comply with Rule 34.

Someone Rule 34'd the new show.

by Mr. Definition Guy... May 31, 2020

Tenacious D

The Two Kings.

"...not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead. Alright we'll do it! We'll lead as Two Kings!"

by Diamonion January 28, 2004

.l.. d'.'b ..l.

A great way of owning someone - without words - on the internet. Represents a guy flipping someone off.

Roger: Howdy!
Robert: .l.. d'.'b ..l.
Roger: :(

by YapmelkXela October 6, 2009

son'd

the act of making someone your son; To Son someone

Oh, was that defense Ray Allen? Was that what You call defense? What are you thinking? You can't guard me, the secret service can't guard me! Bitch, I just son'd the shit out of you!

by Bennny Ty-Ty November 24, 2006