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son dongpyo 

a very talented and cute legend
son dongpyo by hakdog101 August 25, 2019

Remember son dying is gay 

A joke reference to an old animation of TF2 Red Soldier's father saying that dying is game over an anime background.
Father: "Remember son dying is gay"
Son: "Yes Father"
Remember son dying is gay by Natorithm September 23, 2021

National daughter/son day 

A day thankful for your child. It’s basically like mothers or Father’s Day but for the kids. A day dedicated to your kids to show how thankful and proud of them you are. (On June 2nd!)
“I’m gonna show my kids some appreciation one national daughter/son day”

S on D Theorem 

The theorem states that if a man witnesses the siting of tits, he must shit on at least one dick.

Converse: If a man has shit on a dick, therefore he obviously has seen tits.

Biconditional: A man will shit on a dick if and only if he has witnessed a pair of tits.
You know what the G-man says. If you see tits, you gotta shit on a dick!

The S on D theorem was on the test. But there was no dick to shit on!

Hey guys....I just saw tits. Would you mind?

O Son Dubliegbook 

you say it when someone puts their cat in the microwave.
after putting their cat in the microwave after 2 minutes you say ''O Son Dubliegbook" and say Amen
O Son Dubliegbook by spimmy October 30, 2011

Ur son/daughter bi

The worst of the worst
John: ur mum gay
Gerlad: ur dad lesbian
God: ur son/daughter bi
*Everyone dies*
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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