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to acidentally/purposely injure someone with intent and then play it off after the fact as if it were a accident.

named after the cal state fullerton grad turned nba star-injurer aka life ruiner.

ex. steve nash, kobe bryant, and the list goes on.
Spectator A: Damn son, you see that poor sap get undercut by the same guy he just blocked on the previous play?

Spectator B: Ya bro, he just got Bruce Bowen'd. F his life.
by real_rodsizzler October 26, 2009
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Q.E.D-eed

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Slang for working in a shitty place and getting your career screwed up. Worded after a organization called QED BATON which collapsed due to employee attrition.

Slang for working in a obtuse and exploiting organization where employees are shown carrots and work towards it looking for a career but get screwed/defrauded/taken for a ride which effects careers in an extremely negative way.
After completing college John joined XYZ Corp but got Q.E.D-eed.

You should always check organizational credentials before getting on board or there are high chances of you getting Q.E.D-eed
by GenHexDisThoCMC November 19, 2010
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B.F.T.D.S.

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Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.
Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!
by jeru411 May 28, 2013
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Rule 34'd

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To make an object, character, or media francide comply with Rule 34.
Someone Rule 34'd the new show.
by Mr. Definition Guy... May 31, 2020
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Tenacious D

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"...not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead. Alright we'll do it! We'll lead as Two Kings!"
by Diamonion January 28, 2004
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.l.. d'.'b ..l.

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A great way of owning someone - without words - on the internet. Represents a guy flipping someone off.
Roger: Howdy!
Robert: .l.. d'.'b ..l.
Roger: :(
by YapmelkXela October 6, 2009
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son'd

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the act of making someone your son; To Son someone
Oh, was that defense Ray Allen? Was that what You call defense? What are you thinking? You can't guard me, the secret service can't guard me! Bitch, I just son'd the shit out of you!
by Bennny Ty-Ty November 24, 2006
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