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cathy-jack

To masturbate with a catheter inserted into ones genitals.

Generally used in a hospital setting.
Nurse could you please not disturb me for the next fifteen minutes while I have a quick Cathy-Jack?

Boy did that Cathy-Jack burn, but it was so worth it!
by Gandora March 8, 2017
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Jack Posobiec

A terminal medical condition which causes the penis to enter and fuse with the rectum. This blocks the colon, forcing the patient to regurgitate a noxious mixture of feces and urine. Eventually the patient asphyxiates on their own excrement.
Person1: OMG is that guy choking?!

Person2: Don't worry they just have Jack Posobiec, it will be over soon.
by aefirstorm August 11, 2024
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Jacking off

When you get a gang of blokes, all called Jack, to ambush someone, usually using violence
"I found that bloke who double-crossed you and sent Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack and Jack to go and give him a good jacking off"
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Jacks lemon

The finest of loud pack born to make you horny and give you the best time of your life
by Jlemz January 8, 2024
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Jack George

A common name using both first and last name. Known as the greatest bitch
Bro that guy won't drink with us for 3 years, he's such a Jack George
by Definer10 August 10, 2017
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Jack LOVES Risk of Rain 2

Code for a truly gay man to let his inner desires roam free through the proverbial "Jack"
Whenever I'm really feeling repressed I shout "JACK LOVES RISK OF RAIN 2" and the local gays make me feel much better
by JelqerJelqerOnTheWall April 2, 2025
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Jack Davis

jack hurts its a painfull thought of "was it all my fault" "did you mean what you said" "did you really love me" a thought that haunts every new love
jack Davis you really hurt
by anonymous August 19, 2024
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