cathy-jack

To masturbate with a catheter inserted into ones genitals.

Generally used in a hospital setting.

Nurse could you please not disturb me for the next fifteen minutes while I have a quick Cathy-Jack?

Boy did that Cathy-Jack burn, but it was so worth it!

by Gandora March 8, 2017

Jack Posobiec

A terminal medical condition which causes the penis to enter and fuse with the rectum. This blocks the colon, forcing the patient to regurgitate a noxious mixture of feces and urine. Eventually the patient asphyxiates on their own excrement.

Person1: OMG is that guy choking?!

Person2: Don't worry they just have Jack Posobiec, it will be over soon.

by aefirstorm August 11, 2024

Jacking off

When you get a gang of blokes, all called Jack, to ambush someone, usually using violence

"I found that bloke who double-crossed you and sent Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack and Jack to go and give him a good jacking off"

by LightningMcqueenWouldDefeatYou April 14, 2024

Jacks lemon

The finest of loud pack born to make you horny and give you the best time of your life

Jacks lemons rules the world

by Jlemz January 8, 2024

Jack George

A common name using both first and last name. Known as the greatest bitch

Bro that guy won't drink with us for 3 years, he's such a Jack George

by Definer10 August 10, 2017

Jack LOVES Risk of Rain 2

Code for a truly gay man to let his inner desires roam free through the proverbial "Jack"

Whenever I'm really feeling repressed I shout "JACK LOVES RISK OF RAIN 2" and the local gays make me feel much better

by JelqerJelqerOnTheWall April 2, 2025

Jack Davis

jack hurts its a painfull thought of "was it all my fault" "did you mean what you said" "did you really love me" a thought that haunts every new love

jack Davis you really hurt

by anonymous August 19, 2024