lumber jack

Lumber Jacking is when you eat something (no matter the size) in a single bite.

I bet you twenty dollars you can't lumber jack that steak!

lumber jack by Alex Otto November 20, 2007

30 Pack Jack

A nickname used for a fag who thinks he can handle more alchohal than he actually can. Mostly used for a guy named Jack.

"Jack you wanna split a 30 pack?"
"is that gonna be enough?"
"OH 30 PACK JACK!"

30 Pack Jack by Nick Lyons November 6, 2007

absolut jack-ass 

1 cup of absolut vodka,1 cup of jack daniels and a can of monster assult together in a pitcher.

jack daniels is god!

absolut jack-ass by assrocket December 25, 2004

tongue jack 

verb.
The act of licking with great enthusiasm, so much that it appears as if the licker is attempting to lift the entire body weight of the lickee using only the tongue.
Analagous to a floor jack lifting a car.
Used for describing the act of cunnilingus or analingus, or non literally as an eager ass kisser or brown noser.

I tongue jacked her so hard, I lisped for three days afterward.

She asked me not to tongue jack her until the friction burns healed.

No need to tongue jack my shitbox, I'll lend you the money.

tongue jack by SometimesDoc January 6, 2007

Salty Jack 

When a man dips his sweaty sack into a cup of salt, making sure the salt sticks, then proceeds to slap his unwitting victim in the open eyes with his sack, causing large amounts of pain to the victim.

Guy 1: "Dude, your eyes are extremely red!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, my brother gave me the Salty Jack last night 'cus i ate his last cookie."

Guy 1: "Ouch."

Salty Jack by Lawlwut? February 11, 2010

captain jack 

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Captain Morgan rum and Jack Daniels whisky. Get it?

-I puked so much last night!

-Yeah, Captain Jack will do that to you.

captain jack by Jake February 9, 2005

Flap Jack 

(NOUN)-

1. An all-around duesch bag that thinks they're tough, but in actuality can easily be knocked on their ass with one punch.

(VERB)-

2. The act of knocking out a duesch bag with an uppercut, causing them to flip in the air like a pancake, or "flap jack."

(NOUN) -
1. "All British fighters are fuckin flap jacks!"

(VERB) -

1. "O.K. That's it! That Duesch bag is getting Flap Jacked!"

2. "Did you see the Bisping Henderson fight??? Bisping totally got Flap Jacked!!"

Flap Jack by Brit-Basher February 27, 2011