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Chew my meat

A phrase used to describe the act of sucking on a penis. "Meat" meaning the muscular parts of the shaft, and "Chew" meaning to suck, or orally fixate.
I get a kick out of telling bitches to chew my meat.
by Ahkmed January 12, 2008
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my happy place

a blissful state of mind created by a pleasing event or the effects of intoxicants.
Dude, seeing Gina in that black thong bikini sends me to my happy place!! (or)

Man, that weed you sold me is so bunk I cant even get to my happy place!!
by SimpleSpyman April 27, 2008
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Rattles my cage

To be severely irritated or annoyed. Equivalent to "Grinds my gears" or "Pisses me off"
I hate this teacher! He just Rattles my cage!
by Luke Austin April 11, 2008
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it's my birthday NIGGA

a loud proclamation said by someone when it is their birthday, usually highlighted by said someone forcing a door open with their foot
It was quiet in the house, when all of a sudden Steve busted the door open and yelled :

"it's my birthday NIGGA."

Everyone immediately gave Steve all their money from their respective wallets.
by Galbert-Kun April 4, 2009
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Plow My Pussy

This can be used when something bad happens, or something a drunken chick may say to get you to have sex with them.
When I found out the party was cancelled I yelled Plow My Pussy! right in the middle of the mall foodcourt.
by thegreenbastard January 10, 2009
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hitting my walls

The ryhthemic pounding of a vagina to the point of orgasm or extreme satisfaction, with especially long and girthy specimens.
Girllll ---Derrick has been hitting my walls like crazy! Like every goddamn day! ...I think he stopped seeing his side bitch.
by TeddyPender April 10, 2016
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suck my penis

When your penis is erect, and you wish for your penis to be sucked. Therefore, you say Suck My Penis!
by Minecraft1238 January 22, 2019
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