Definitions by thegreenbastard

The Dougall Method 

To tell a story to your friends but add all the insults and swear words you would have actually used in the situation if you had any balls.

Guy 1: Ya I told the principal to go fuck himself.

Guy 2: No you didn't...

Guy 1: Well ok I used The Dougall Method a bit I guess.

The Dougall Method by thegreenbastard January 11, 2009

Balls Nasty 

A situation or item so disgusting or fucked up it will make your balls retract into your body in horror.

I hooked up with your mom last weekend, you really gotta tell her to trim her pubes though, that shit was balls nasty.

Balls Nasty by thegreenbastard January 10, 2009

Plow My Pussy 

This can be used when something bad happens, or something a drunken chick may say to get you to have sex with them.

When I found out the party was cancelled I yelled Plow My Pussy! right in the middle of the mall foodcourt.

Plow My Pussy by thegreenbastard January 10, 2009