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joseph michael allen

A very hot boy who has feelings for someone but can't really tell Anyone about it. The girl is beautiful , strong and bold hearted ! He is kind in every way possible and is a hard worker . Once he starts to love it's hard to stop him .
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Licking matches

Basically when you literally lick a match but your best friend's gf thought it was a euphemism for licking a tit. So now it's a euphemism for licking tit
"I was licking matches with jenny last night"
"Ew omg gross"
"No as in literally licking matches"
"Oh okay. Still gross tho"
by Fennejenny May 16, 2018
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Reverse Michael Jackson

To give girl with very white skin a very dark hickey. So dark it’s basically black.
She had a good time recently, bitch had a huge reverse Michael Jackson right on her chest.
by Avangaline July 12, 2018
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mix-match

Variant of mishmash or mish mash, which is a confused mixture
Dang, I can't find a matching pair of socks.....oh well i will just wear a mix-matched pair.
by AHBroccoli July 16, 2018
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Sandy-mich

When the combination of her vaginal and body odors create a smell that is almost delectable, much like a teriyaki beef or tuna-dish sandwich, making her vagina a sandy-mich.
She hadn't showered yet, but I was so hungry I decided to try her sandy-mich
by TheDerpyScrub August 22, 2018
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Jordan Michael

A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.
A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.
by The ridicule September 6, 2018
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Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman

So raunchy he had to have 4 whole names. Claims he’s done four white dragons. Constantly threatens to throw out the printer. He won’t fight you but Blodgett will. Very skittish when questioned. Does crack?
I can’t believe you’re being a Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman right now.
by Shoppness May 28, 2019
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