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Frosty Red Icicle

A crazy finish to an orgy which has 12-33 retarded midgets with micro penises ejaculating on a 3 foot tall redhead that is upside down in the freezing cold and letting the nut freeze resulting in a hairdew that results in the redhead resembling a troll fom the movie trolls.
“God mother fucking dam, that bitch just got a crazy Frosty Red Icicle”

“Grandma is a freak, she can handle a Frosty Red Icicle better than my dad in his prime!”

“Oh, Stephen Hawking? Yeah, he gave my Grandma a Frosty Red Icicle back in 04.”

Popped a Red Cap

To masturbate so vigorously that your penis begins to spurt blood
Ricardo popped a red cap while watching Human Centipede.

I just listened to the seminal blues song, 'Red Caps a-Poppin', by Billy B. Goode
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Double inverted red eye( double inverted moon) 

Two people back to back linking their arms together, one person then bends forward until parralel to the ground. Second person lays on that persons back lifting their legs straight up forming a straight line with the persons legs you're lying on. If you have no clothes on then you would be performing the double inverted red eye.
A two person ass flash also known as a double inverted red eye( double inverted moon)

(I'm) On The Red 

This is a phrase used by Northern Ireland folk who use diesel in their car as a cheap way for fuel rather pay for diesel and petrol although this has consequences.
This is phrase is mainly used by farmers and rural folk but can be used as an exclamation.
"(I'm) On The Red"

John: Do you use diesel in your car?
Q-Pat: No, I don't use diesel.
John: So you use petrol then?
Q-Pat: No, I don't use petrol either.
John: What fuel do you use then?
Q-Pat: "(I'm) On The Red".
John: You fecking eejit.

a furry red bull 

when having sex with an unshaved woman in doggy position, you cum on both her shoulder blades and then stick tissues on both sholder blades kicking her off the bed shouting " RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS"
I gave my wife a furry red bull and she was not happy.
a furry red bull by loving fan April 19, 2018

Dog Dick Red 

A very distinctive shade of red that compares to nothing but a dog dick.
When Derrick pulled his pants down Jennifer said ewwwwww it's Dog Dick Red.

Also normally having a baby dick

Girl in Red 

If a girl asks another "girl in red?" she's asking if that girl is into dating/likes girls
cute girl: *posts a tiktok*
girls in the comments: "girl in red?"
Girl in Red by kenekochannn September 10, 2020