I'd suck her dick

A dysphemism for infatuation, specifically a man's for a woman. Used to express such extreme infatuation that the man would go to any length to please the woman in an attempt to enter into a relationship with her. Discovering "her" to actually be a transvestite or transgendered male and the heterosexual male then proceeding to perform oral sex on the "woman" is the quintessential example of extreme infatuation. This implies that any lesser requirement for a relationship is well within the man's willingness to provide.

boB: "Jacey is so hot, I'd suck her dick!"
Paul: "Yes, she has many fine qualities, but that's certainly beyond the pale."
boB: "Yeah, well, we'll see who taps that ass first."
Paul: "Ironically, that may be 'her' primary sexual orifice. Let's hope you can achieve copulatory success without resorting to such lengths."
boB: "Wa?"

by Bachelor boB January 7, 2011

Glo'd Up

When a person got much more attractive over time. Usually compared between before and after puberty.

Chris: "Man, I haven't seen Jack in forever. What's he like?"
Josh: "You wouldn't even recognize him. He's glo'd up a lot."

by Kali Muscle May 25, 2015

W.E.E.D

The word WEED broken down so each letter has a meaning:
Weigh it
Excited
ENJOY IT
Do-Over

Stoney Vibes Man🔥💨

🔥 Checkout my shirt it has W.E.E.D
🔥 Its about that time BRO.. W.E.E.D

by ClassicRonnie June 30, 2019

Akon'd

1. To be thrown violently by a shirtless guy 2.To be chucked with force at a crowd of screaming fans

A guy threw a piece of trash at me, so I Akon'd him through the window.

by Ranier Reglos June 29, 2007

Farfetch'd

The best fucking Pokemon ever. It's a fucking bird with a fucking leek that it rams up it's opponents' unsuspecting assholes.

"Oh look a Farfetch'd."
"Shit. We're fucked."

by cannedm December 1, 2009

kanye'd

(v) to ruin the best moment of someone's life

"Yo, Kayne just kanye'd that Taylor Swift girl at the VMA's. How could he be so heartless?"

by happysunman September 14, 2009

A.D. 2101

In this year war was beginning.
We get signal.
Main screen turn on.
It's you.
(see How are you gentlemen!!)

for great justice!! take off every example.

by Ure January 19, 2005