by MikeTheMainMan May 27, 2018

Your typical Texas redneck idiot that is in love with guns, drives a big truck, smokes Marlboro Reds, and still flies the Rebel Flag. May also inbreed.
by Mr. Fart Stink January 23, 2019

John, John is a sexy man whore, who enjoys late evenings in tubs of cum surrounded by lavender scented candles. A fine example of his sexiness is in his round beautifully curved gorilla buttcheeks. He is known to be very Gay or a big bitch in general. Though his cocky and stubborn personality cancels that together.
1; Oh look, it's john! 2; really? that sexy sum bitch is here? 1; Yeah man, just look at the size of his balls and the ever so fragrant smell of beef, burgers, subway, and tacos emitting from his pours. 2; Snnnnnnnifffffff* Ahhhhh, yeah definitely got some huge balls.
by God has a huge cock February 3, 2022

A finishing move at the end of a sexual encounter where the man shoots his load on the back of his partners head.
She was being huge cunt yesterday.. So I gave her the John Wilkes Booth last night..... She never saw it cuming!
by Fratboy659 April 22, 2014

The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge Consists Of: A Bowl Filled With One Gram Of Indica Like Purp, Some Keef (enough to cover the top and cigarette tobacco, enough to cover middle of the bowl. You Pack it, Light it and In Order To Successfully Complete The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge You Have To Clear The Whole Bowl In One Hit and Exhale A Haze Of Smoke Thick Enough To Cover Your Surrounding Enviorment, Like Your Face.
Person 1: John Smoked A Whole Bowl Of 1 Gram Of Weed, Keef, And Tobacco yet some how manage to clear it in ONE HIT!
Person 2: Thats crazy! The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge FTW!
Person 2: Thats crazy! The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge FTW!
by SirSource August 5, 2020

The perfect friend Johns are always kind and they are always there for you no matter what and they can be a butthole sometimes but they are always there for you
by Hannah.baylee August 18, 2021
