To barge into a room while farting in an angry or otherwise offensive manner. May be accompanied by an attempt to barge into a conversation or other social setting. Often observed most commonly in large-bodied people.
Lydia just fartbarged into the break room, knocked over the coffee maker with her excessive bulk, and told us all to go to hell!
Lizzo finished the encore, and then fartbarged backstage in search of donuts.
Lizzo finished the encore, and then fartbarged backstage in search of donuts.
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When you erotically plug someone’s anus to deny them of a fart until comand is given with help of a finger or a butt plug. This act sends pleasure to all receptors in the person of the participant receiving this dark sexual torture that is only for the ones sick enough to approach it. This is sometimes mixed with edging.
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Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.
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Wendy had steak for dinner so I'm definitely not going down on her tonight...you know she's got some rank fart pussy going on down there.
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