weed man

A person who supplies, smokes, makes, sells, eats, mixes, blazes, and provides weed to minors, teenagers, and adults with no friends. He is the man with the blunt connections. He dabbles in cheeba, bomb ass dank, and ontario red. Alll in all, hes the king of grass,nuff' said.

Alex is the weed man, last night he pulled up in a red oldsmobile convertible and sold three-hundred pounds of marijuana to jena. and laura.

by -taters- August 5, 2006

weed snob

Someone who insists their weed is superior to all others. They will say that their weed is the shit and that yours sucks. They also care much more about knowing what the stupid strand names are than actually smoking the fucking weed.

"Dude I got the best fucking herb yesterday. It's called Lemon Kush. It's the shit dude it's so much better than that cheap crap you smoke."

"Ah shut the fuck up you fucking weed snob."

by Anita Bongload June 1, 2009

free weed

The only thing better the real weed

Smoke weed and look in your walet... nothing
Smoke free weed and look in you walet... enought money for a hooker

by Davin Banks November 28, 2005

prison weed

Weed smuggled in through the ass hole.

Yo man i bought some prison weed from Big Hernandez in Cell Block D the otha day. It smelled kinda like dookie.

by Matt December 15, 2004

baggage weed

When a guy has a grip of weed and wants to hang out and smoke, but you don't want to chill with him.

Evan: Hey man, Tyler's gunna bring some weed.
Paul: What?
Evan: Yeah, but he needs somewhere to crash tonight.
Wyatt: Yo dawg, that's some baggage weed.

by Sizzzurp January 17, 2010

weed baby

a baby born to a woman who smoked pot during her pregnancy

My little sister is a weed baby. (True Story)

by ash f January 17, 2009

chinese dick weed

when you bite into an egg roll and find a chinese pubic hair

mr.miagi is a chinese dick weed for putting his cock hair in my egg roll

by rjrumples January 11, 2009