teenager

Someone who should be prohibited from adding to the urban dictionary

If we did this the rate of trashy pablum in here would plummet

by motherfucking redneck hick motherfucker February 12, 2005

teenage rims

rims that measure between 13 and 19 inches.

them teenage rims tiny but they off the chain, n00b.

by Smash Blad September 11, 2008

teela drunk

Teela drunk is a level of drunkness that is beyond tequila drunk. If one is Teela Drunk, you can expect to see vomit, thongs, random guys, and the person will make no sense whatsoever. There may be some crazy dancing and loud singing. TEELA DRUNK CAN BE CLOSE TO DANGEROUS FOR THE PERSON AND THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM.

Sarah: Oh man I was Teela Drunk last night

Suzy: Yeah dude, you were a wreck!

by RAMONA JOHN ROBERTS November 22, 2010

Teenager

A child between the age of 12 and 18. When a teenager becomes an adult, they become mature...no the other way around! Abbreviated to teen!

The teenager foolishly went along at the children's immature plans. What teens aren't supposed to be.

The teenager intelligently guided the children into the right path. What teens are supposed to be.

by Augusta Freelance August 20, 2013

Teenager

A person between the ages of 13 and 19. Personality traits may vary between specimen, but many general traits can be established as generally universal among the teenage population. These traits consist of the following, but are not limited to:

- A gravitation toward music lacking any real lyrical depth and/or musical complexity
- Forming strong opinions about things they don't quite understand (politics, social ideals etc.)
- An inability to realize how young and undeveloped they truly are
- A fascination with modern day, internet friendly acronyms such as LOL (laughing out loud) and SMH (shaking my head), often used as a means to express emotions that their vocabulary can't
- Extreme fear and emotional response to trivial speed bumps throughout life (rejection, social hierarchy)
- Cognitive issues preventing the use of proper grammar or spelling, especially prevalent when messaging others over phones or the internet
- An inability to comprehend romantic relationships in terms of stability and longevity
- An inability to perceive sizes of objects, often leading to wearing clothes three sizes too big for them
- An accepting and/or glorifying view of incarnation and lack of education (see "rap music" and "gangstas"

Bob: "Hey, Jim! How's your son doing?"
Jim: "Oh, I stabbed him in the heart. His taste of music and vocalizations of retarded opinions was really getting to me."
Bob: "Well, that's a teenager for you!"

by BsThebenster December 4, 2014

Teenage Boy

Peaking in his high school years, the teenage boy is ultimately very stupid and oblivious. They play with girls hearts and don’t give a fuck about anyone else. They will lead you on and act like they like you until someone prettier comes along, then they will pretend they never talked to you. They also only care about how girls look, and only become interested in you when they think you look pretty. They cause a lot of trauma to teenage girls who now don’t think they’re good enough even though it was actually just the boy being a jerk.

The teenage boy was oblivious to the sweet girl who obviously liked him, and instead decided to hit on a supermodel.

by aGIRLidfc September 25, 2018

Teena

A hot, sexy girl with a mad boyfriend and nice breasts and ass.

"Ooft, Teena's so hectic". "Yea man, I wish my girlfriend was as hot as that".

by Seb_da_leb December 19, 2009