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Alpha talker

A person, whom in a group setting, dominates the conversation. This is regardless of people walking away or losing interest.
Try to avoid the alpha talker at the party or we will be standing there, awkwardly listening to his stories and opinions all evening.
by Julu Lutes July 22, 2025
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Urinal talker

A urinal talker is a guy who makes small talk with you while he is using the urinal next to you. The urinal talker will say things like “boy, we're really having some weather today” or “work has been really going rough all day today” and other similar small talk while you are trying to concentrate on peeing.
A urinal talker was making small talk with me at the urinal next to me, and I'm thinking “man, will you shut the fuck up and let me pee!”
by Bill Beef August 16, 2025
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ASH TALKER

A person who consistently lies to spread hate or mistrust towards other people, while making themselves look as the victim or hero. They are most often narcissistic. They make the truth hazy and hard to see by sprinkling their lies throughout. The most affected victims of these people, are children, most notably, their own children. These are called Ash Walkers as they are constantly trying to navigate, or walk through the ash spread by the other person. The other main victim is the person who the ash talking is about. Usually the childrens' other parent.
Those poor children think that their dad doesn't love them or care about them, because their mother is an ash talker.
by Sash Filter September 5, 2025
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Scratch talker

A person who keeps messing up a word everytime they type something
Shingo: Stfu Jakarter, you speak like a scratch talker you chudling. Dont make me imalgaforph you into getting jimmy’d until you go fuck your self and slepe with the agentes, you WILL and CAN get cancelled."
by darkshadow0708 November 13, 2025
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burning anus tapper

when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.
i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.
by chicagomeathouse November 8, 2013
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One Clap Tapper

A female that can't take dick. Hence the term. She takes one clap then taps out.
Nigga 1: Aye nigga I heard you fucked around with Tasha

Nigga 2: Yeah but she was a one clap tapper bro I didn't even get to nut!
by Jedi378 March 9, 2016
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Pee wee tapperded

When a science teacher flirts with you and then touches you with a beaker
Lizzy: my science teacher just pee wee tapperded me

Nate:me too
by It’s Nate guys February 20, 2019
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