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talan yo look at my shoes bro
by gooberfevious December 17, 2022
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Talaney

Talented,strong, beautiful.The name Talaney is definited as a unique and creative name and you can also hear the word Talented in her name.
Talaney is a talented girl
by Talaney December 29, 2022
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Taiwan is not a country

A definition to mock the people of Taiwan especially online or other social platforms if you can clearly tell the person is from Taiwan or not as it can be recognized either by a country flag or the name (which usually include Mandarin Chinese but you can assume the user is Taiwanese as the China doesn't have access to global internet and is blocked by the government and since Taiwan is not controlled by the CCP, they have the access to it. They could also be from Hong Kong so be aware before using this insult.) as Taiwan however is recognized by not many countries and is used to insult the Taiwanese since people still claim they're part of the CCP. Only use if they're being hateful towards you and wants a pointless argument.
random taiwanese person: YOU FUCKING BITCH DELETE THE GAME YOU TRASH DOG
some random guy: Taiwan is not a country lol cry about it
by THEGUYFROMTHEINTERNET69 January 19, 2023
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Taiwanified

A term that describes a person who leaves their original place of birth and moves back to Taiwan for a period of time, then returns to their original country.
"I forgot you became taiwanified then moved back to the United States."
by clekke February 22, 2023
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talanta

omg he is such a talanta
by dmv_lanta March 3, 2023
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Taiwan

Taiwan/Chinese Taipei is the BEST province of China and so totally China!!!
Oh, are the guards gone? Anyway, Taiwan is an independent countr- OH SHIT THEY'RE BACK
Taiwan is a beautiful country-
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by Inni84 June 2, 2023
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Taiwanese Seizure Goon

A specific and rare gooning activity that consists of gooning to the point that any onlookers would immediately assume that the goonmaxxer is having a seizure. It can only be classified as a Taiwanese seizure goon if the gooner in question is possibly at risk of having an ambulance called for them.

If the gooner is alone and no one could see them and think they are seizing, it is not a Taiwanese seizure goon. It is just a regular seizure goon. A Taiwanese seizure goon is specific to the risk of onlookers catching you seizing and calling and ambulance

If done properly you will be carried into an ambulance while gooning and you can goon to the hot nurses

Mainly popular in Taiwan and rumoured to be invented there

Does not have to be performed in Taiwan
Yo munt-man, I hit the craziest Taiwanese seizure goon at the airport today and I gooned all the way to the hospital and gooned for my whole 1 night stay
by DonaldTrump3207 July 22, 2024
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