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Speed Studying 

The ability of a person to drink alcohol and study as quickly and efficiently as possible before getting drunk.
I didn't pass my test because I was too fucked up from speed studying.

The students got together to speed study for the next days exam.
Speed Studying by chuggalugg87 March 2, 2010

stud-penguin 

a stud who is typically short. a stud-penguin is hot and manly, even though he is small. a stud-penguin is pretty much a stud-muffin who may be a few inches shorter than the rest of his friends.
Kayla: "OMG do you see that guy over there?"
Amy: "Yah he's a stud-penguin"

Tyler:"Look at all those studs over there, what r they doing?"
Bryce:" They're chillin with that stud-penguin"
stud-penguin by suckitfools November 26, 2010

Stud Buck 

Stud buck. Some one who holds a very high prestige in your world, or one who gets only the finest hoes. One night stands with the hottest bitch in town is a frequent occurrence in the 'stud bucks' world.
-Dude, he banged cheryl last night.

-What? Thats the fifth time he's done her!
-He is a legit stud buck.
Stud Buck by THerealstud May 8, 2011

leather studded kiss 

Used in Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance". Studded Kiss is a lip stick and "your leather studded kiss" probably is her metaphor for penis, in sands probably means at beach. I want to have sex with you at beach.
"I want your leather studded kiss in the sand"
leather studded kiss by Behnam SHS September 6, 2019

The Student Room 

A large British student forum that is 99% inhabited by geeks and nerds who spend the best part of their days talking about schools and universities whilst also pretending they're cool and get laid at parties every weekend (whilst having 300,000+ post counts), whilst also discussing how they did in their latest exams, as well as bitching about how they ONLY got an A on (insert GCSE here) or ONLY 598/600 marks in their AS level Physics exam and how they are demanding a remark for 600/600, because obviously it doesn't matter about the fact they have an A. MUST GET THAT REMARK.

For some reason, they're all obsessed with Oxbridge and the other top 5 universities, and don't seem to acknowledge that getting less than A* in your GCSE's or A's in your A-levels doesn't make you thick and doesn't doom you to ex-polytechnic universities (what's wrong with them anyway?)

Politically, the forum is very left-wing, so if you mention ANY negative point about immigration, islam, etc. prepare to be bashed to smitherines in the debate topics.
- Typical discussion on The Student Room -

Geek Girl: I got my GCSE's back today. I got 3 A*, 5 A's and 4 B's. I'm so happy. I'm doing four A levels.

Geek Boy: OMFG. HAHAHAHA. YOU FAILED YOUR GCSES AND YOU FAILED AT LIFE. YOU'LL NEVER GET INTO OXBRIDGE UNLIKE ME, I GOT 12 A* AND I'M DOING 6 A LEVELS .

Geek Girl 2: Just 12 A*?! I GOT 15 A*
YOU'RE BOTH THICK. I'M CLEARLY THE BEST OBBRIDGE CANDIDATE HERE

.. and you know the rest/

student loan 

The interest rate is 2.4%, but they make most of their money by fucking you over with charges.
Don't get a student loan; the dirty cunts will fuck you right over.
student loan by PancakeFeatures September 30, 2006