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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iā€™m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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The Student Room, or TSR for short... Beware, all ye who enter The Student Room. As its name sufficiently conveys, the Student Room is teeming with students. And not just any students. The students The Student Room is teeming with are a special brand of toadying ignoramuses of British or British-wannabe students whose sole goal in life is to break the world record for one or more (preferably all) of the following:
1. A* grades at GCSE and A level and unis got offers fromy
2. Studying Dentistry at Oxbridge (additionally, take note of the heart-warming fact that if you're studying something low like English Literature, you will be offered a couch for the nights)
Popular spare time excursions of The Student Roomers include:
1. Woman-bedding (a more popular alternative is woman-bashing)
2. Bashing of Muslamists and Pakis (both constitute a wide range of personally-held beliefs, hard to part with)
3. Generally strutting about like a rooster who has done all that is due of him in life once he has contributed to the production of a fertilised egg fit for either consumption or propagation
The only reason to enter The Student Room would be to troll. Trolls are verily the only incentive for The Student Room's extant status.
The Student Room normal thread title: 'Girls, rate my face. Boys too, I suppose.'
The Student Room normal thread title 2: 'Why is it socially unacceptable to be a virgin?'
The Student Room normal thread title 3: 'The reason there are so many virgins about the place these days is because women are becoming so uptight and that's thanks to Feminazism.'

The Student Room troll thread title: My mum left my little brother with me for the day, and I was wondering if tucking a child into bed is considered child abuse?

The Student Room troll thread title 2: WHY ARE THERE NO PEOPLE IN THEIR 20S IN SOCIAL GROUPS I AM LONELY AND IN MY 20S AND THERE ARE NO PEOPLE IN THEIR 20S IN MY SOCIAL GROUPS?????
The Student Room troll thread title 3: What do you do to become a cleaner at insert name of Oxbridge college? Anything special?
Sadly, most of the troll threads are removed soon by over-zealous mods. If you're lucky you won't miss them. They are vastly entertaining.
by TSR veteran May 31, 2014
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A large British student forum that is 99% inhabited by geeks and nerds who spend the best part of their days talking about schools and universities whilst also pretending they're cool and get laid at parties every weekend (whilst having 300,000+ post counts), whilst also discussing how they did in their latest exams, as well as bitching about how they ONLY got an A on (insert GCSE here) or ONLY 598/600 marks in their AS level Physics exam and how they are demanding a remark for 600/600, because obviously it doesn't matter about the fact they have an A. MUST GET THAT REMARK.

For some reason, they're all obsessed with Oxbridge and the other top 5 universities, and don't seem to acknowledge that getting less than A* in your GCSE's or A's in your A-levels doesn't make you thick and doesn't doom you to ex-polytechnic universities (what's wrong with them anyway?)

Politically, the forum is very left-wing, so if you mention ANY negative point about immigration, islam, etc. prepare to be bashed to smitherines in the debate topics.
- Typical discussion on The Student Room -

Geek Girl: I got my GCSE's back today. I got 3 A*, 5 A's and 4 B's. I'm so happy. I'm doing four A levels.

Geek Boy: OMFG. HAHAHAHA. YOU FAILED YOUR GCSES AND YOU FAILED AT LIFE. YOU'LL NEVER GET INTO OXBRIDGE UNLIKE ME, I GOT 12 A* AND I'M DOING 6 A LEVELS .

Geek Girl 2: Just 12 A*?! I GOT 15 A*
YOU'RE BOTH THICK. I'M CLEARLY THE BEST OBBRIDGE CANDIDATE HERE

.. and you know the rest/
by HAHAHAHAHAH - No June 19, 2010
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A large student forum, populated with people that will tear you to pieces if you dare mention that immigration should be controlled or that it maybe has some negatives. TSR (short for the student room) enforces a brutal democracy - unless you don't go to an expensive public school or disagree with what they say of course.

When signing up, it's best to choose a name such as "Democracy" or "Parliamentarian" - this will let the TSR community know that you too think that people who dare to throw a punch at someone who is stabbing them should be arrested and jailed for assault.
Excerpt from The Student Room forum:

OP: umm I think we should be allowed to defend ourselves more when someone breaks into our home. After all if it was enshrined in law a burglar would think twice and he would be well aware what could happen to him.

Respondent: "OMG! HOW DARE YOU THINK IT'S OK TO DEFEND YOURSELF DON'T YOU KNOW THAT BURGLAR HAS HUMAN RIGHTS!!!!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU BROKE INTO SOMEONES HOME AND THEY PUNCHED YOU!!! YOU EVIL FUCKER!!!!! ANYWAY DON'T YOU KNOW THAT VIOLENT CRIME DOESN'T EXIST IN ETON COLLEGE!!!! YOU MUST BE POOR OR SOMETHING!!!! I HOPE YOU GET A B AT A LEVEL!!!!
by lolcat32535324 June 08, 2009
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A place for cunt cookies to hang out and get to know each other, and discuss stupid issues that obviously need a GPs view instead of some teenage brat.
Also a place where REP is giving out by clicking a thumbs up or a thumbs down and leaving a comment like, "I like pizza"
Two examples from the student room

1. Hey Cerulean, a/s/l? lets meet up? ahahhahahahahah lololool lmao :) :):):)

2. "My penis is falling off, is this normal? should i see a doctor?"
by Wellerism August 19, 2008
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