Urban Dictionary: Definitions by PancakeFeatures

student loan

The interest rate is 2.4%, but they make most of their money by fucking you over with charges.

Don't get a student loan; the dirty cunts will fuck you right over.

Merch

You mean that isn't Jennifer Aniston in the Wizard of Oz?

Merch

A person who is stupid, deluded or a fraud.

I walked up to the "psychic", punched him in the face and said "You didn't see that coming, did you?".

Merch

Shithole country to the north of England full of haggis-eating, caber-tossing alcoholics.

Scotland has scenery?

Merch

Country to the west of England that English people often forget exists.

Wales rhymes with whales.

Merch