PancakeFeatures's definitions

scotland

Shithole country to the north of England full of haggis-eating, caber-tossing alcoholics.

Scotland has scenery?

by PancakeFeatures July 29, 2006

jennifer aniston

Woman who looks like a lion.

You mean that isn't Jennifer Aniston in the Wizard of Oz?

by PancakeFeatures July 31, 2006

student loan

The interest rate is 2.4%, but they make most of their money by fucking you over with charges.

Don't get a student loan; the dirty cunts will fuck you right over.

by PancakeFeatures September 30, 2006

Wales

Country to the west of England that English people often forget exists.

Wales rhymes with whales.

by PancakeFeatures July 29, 2006

psychic

A person who is stupid, deluded or a fraud.

I walked up to the "psychic", punched him in the face and said "You didn't see that coming, did you?".

by PancakeFeatures July 31, 2006