Scrum

A software development methodology that never succeeds in the real world. It gives you more work for nothing with super abstract concept "complexity"

Dude, we hired another scrum guy. How many more times until CTO realizes scrum never succeeds?

by Almost6 May 6, 2018

Scrumbucket

A disappointment, or someone or something being compared to as worse than trash.

You are such a scrumbucket.

by Bob Snichder June 2, 2018

scrumbs

The waves that go through your body when you're high as shit.

"Holy shit brah, I got the scrumbs"

by Body waves May 14, 2018

Scrum

Stupid Corny Ratchet Unmotivated Minions

1: Yo why aren't they doing anything?

2: because they're scrum bro.

by Grumztewko August 8, 2018

Sarumaning

The sexual activity when you, as a male, finish in your hand/on your girlfriend, you put your material on your palm and fingers and you put your hand on your girlfriend's forehead/face.

Bonus: you shout "A new power is rising!"

I Sarumaned my girlfriend last night, I think she liked it.

Never do Dirty Sanchez and Sarumaning at the same time, because it becomes a Radagasting (the Brown).

by Zsani September 21, 2018

Scrum

Any ejaculent expressed under fear of imminent harm or displeasure. Also appropriate to use the adjective form scrame or the colloquially more casual sCREAM.

I had a nightmare and when I woke up, there was scrum all over the place.

I went to see the Goonies in theaters and scrame several times through the showing.

While strangling myself and masturbating, I almost died. I did scream myself though so that is nice.

by teh_hax May 3, 2019

sarumanly

To do something as Saruman, from Lord of the Rings, would do it

Upon landing Palantir the army surveillance contract, Peter Thiel chucked sarumanly

by schissel March 27, 2019