2 definitions by teh_hax
A virtue boner is an erection that occurs as the result of reading or hearing something that could possibly be interpreted as being prejudice or offensive to an at-risk group. Unlike traditional erections that are satiated by masturbation or sexual intercourse, the virtue boner can only be satisfied by smugly declaring your moral superiority over the transgressor and then gently snapping your fingers.
When Karen heard John say the gender pay gap isn't necessarily the result of gender discrimination, Karen got a huge virtue boner and got John fired for being a sexist.
by teh_hax December 4, 2018
Any ejaculent expressed under fear of imminent harm or displeasure. Also appropriate to use the adjective form scrame or the colloquially more casual sCREAM.
I had a nightmare and when I woke up, there was scrum all over the place.
I went to see the Goonies in theaters and scrame several times through the showing.
While strangling myself and masturbating, I almost died. I did scream myself though so that is nice.
I went to see the Goonies in theaters and scrame several times through the showing.
While strangling myself and masturbating, I almost died. I did scream myself though so that is nice.
by teh_hax May 3, 2019