Stifer

When your meat sleeve receives massive blood flow from the heart and becomes as hard as a wrought iron fence it could be considered a STIFER-

As my sweetheart swallowed my rock hard STIFER with her clean shaven gaper, it was a joyous occasion for my normally flacid pipe :)

by AssSpulunker February 10, 2013

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Stiff as dicks

a.) V. stiff, tight, or hard. Painfully stiff.

b.) Inflexible.

"My muscles are stiff as dicks! I haven't been able to sleep in days."

"I asked for an extension on my assignment, but the lecturer wouldn't give it to me. The guy's stiff as dicks about that shit."

by Iamasparrow March 16, 2014

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stiffneck

(verb) unintentionally have your neck muscles tense up and/or freeze when in the presence of someone attractive, often to the point where it is obtrusive and creeps out the other person

Chris and Nadir were having a fun, loud conversation on the rooftop bar. As two hot women walked by, they both stiffnecked and went quiet, causing the women to give them strange looks and move on.

by welcometothejungle2009 August 31, 2017

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1.when you walk really stiff and have an overall stiff skeletal system
2.thinking you can do something but you are really bad at it
3.not being able to interact socially and if you do you say/do the weirdest shit

'Fuck ben is such a stiff cunt, he can't even ollie'
'look at this stiff cunt'
'Ben just stiffed out when talking to alyssa'

by johnnydogg September 30, 2017

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Stifler

Stifler pure mad man always up for the sesh takes it from new York to my Ross loves pussy and drugs and some alcoholic beverages as you do like if you have a big stiffy in your life your sad

Omg Stifler is here the sesh is about to start

by Stifler March 3, 2018

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