My little homie who died the other day. RIP squirrel squad. Nicks and asshole for choking you with that tic tac.
by Oli Hofs February 18, 2009
Get the squirrel squadmug. A squirrel, mutated by nuclear or genetic means, that has become abnormally large, vicious, deformed or all of the above, and can often be found at Chernobyl or in corny horror videos found on Youtube. Can or cannot be easily killed depending on the grade of mutation. May or may not be zombified.
Chris: Hey did you see that mutant squirrel at the beer bash last night?
Zach: Mutant squirrel what are you talking about??
Chris: No totally man I'm like serial there was like a squirrel and an owl tried to grab it and it fucked up that owl's shit man it ate that owl!!
Zach: Yea I totally missed that. Hey didn't you get high at the beer bash?
Chris: ....No...
Zach: Mutant squirrel what are you talking about??
Chris: No totally man I'm like serial there was like a squirrel and an owl tried to grab it and it fucked up that owl's shit man it ate that owl!!
Zach: Yea I totally missed that. Hey didn't you get high at the beer bash?
Chris: ....No...
by horrorcritiquedude,man October 10, 2011
Get the mutant squirrelmug. by Little 80 year old Asian December 6, 2019
Get the Latino Squirrelmug. by Penis boy September 17, 2017
Get the cinnamon squirrelmug. by Kung-fu Zombie January 4, 2005
Get the Chocolate Squirrelmug. the grim reapers pet squirrel a flying death machine thats built to reap the souls of all whom the reaper misses by the way it kills dogs the most don't ask me why I thought it would be a cat or something but anywho....IT WILL ASSASSINTE YOU WILL ULLTIMATE SQUIRRLEY WRATH
doom squirrel is the dooom and chaos in the world so beware the squrrel man BEWARE IT'S SQUIRRELY WRATH OR DIE!!!!!
by lizard0004 February 13, 2008
Get the doom squirrelmug. by Razorayne December 15, 2015
Get the fart squirrelmug.