squirdeling

Pissing on your infant child

Wife: what are you doing to our infant child?
Husband: im squirdeling on him
Wife: may I ask why
Husband: our infant child will evolve from a beta cuck to a sigma male

by aswdus December 14, 2024

Squirggle

A wholesome sound from feeling kilig.

OMG I let out a loud squirggle when you said that!

by IdLxB February 11, 2025

Squirellin

When your ADHD Co-Worker is absent from the workspace and goes around and bullshits with others instead of doing work.

(Often referred with the term "Hey look Squirell.")

"Hey where's Ashley." Oh she's over there squirellin in Shawnas office.

by DEEZNUTZINMOUF February 24, 2025

Squiffing

The act of being drunk and losing control of one's muscle control retaining flatulence

Scott had 3 drinks whilst out to dinner and becoming squiffing on the walk home, releasing tiny puffs of bodily gases as he staggered

by Scottleydog February 26, 2025

Squirbo

The ability to make a woman do something she never thought she could while performing sexual acts.

"Hey man did you hear Trent totally got her to squirbo the other night?"
"Dude can you imagine what the blow off valve sounded like?"

"I bet the boost was set to 69"

by Doindaimpossible69 April 1, 2025

Squirmy legs

When your legs get such a pain and you have to keep moving your legs.

I can’t go to bed, I’ve got squirmy legs

by Squirmy 1 April 29, 2025

Squirming Lizzard Position

When you make up a sexual position, and tell your friends about it and CONSTANTLY use it as a threat knowing it does not exist.

“I’m going to put you into the squirming lizzard position”

by Kooge-is-nig March 10, 2026