slumpy

A girl who works in a brothel yet thinks she’s all that.

Refuses to see clients who she seems are “below her” or else charges extras just because she can.

Brothel Madam - “Mia refused to see that client because she says they don’t vibe.”

Brothel Receptionist - “omg. Does she forget she works in a brothel? She’s such a slumpy!”

by Talesfromthebroth August 1, 2021

Slump doggy

Master of putting there partner to sleep after a 2+ hour session of doggy style.

I am a Slump Doggy 🐕.

by Slump Doggy September 16, 2021

Splimpus

A Splimpus is an orgy that is performed by grocery workers, where they take cucumbers and carrots and shove said items up a consenting shopper's asshole, and then add those items to their total cost.

Grocery Worker: That will be $256.74, sir.
Shopper: Damn, I don't have the money, is there another method of payment?
Grocery: No, but me and my buds can give you a Splimpus, if you want.
Shopper: Hell yeah!
Narrator: And then they performed the grandest Splimpus to ever exist. His total cost was now $274.63.

by SkunkMcFuckboy September 28, 2021

Shlump

The act of getting very drunk and having 0 energy and proceeding to fall asleep on the nearest couch

Damn rob is in a shlump

by The smurf of cb November 14, 2021

Slumped

When a nigga smoked too much and the nigga passes the fuck out from being to tired and high

“Hey is ally asleep”

Yeah she’s slumped asf she passed out in the tub eating Ben and Jerry’s ice cream

by Allysalinas506 December 2, 2021

Slumpz-G5

A 300 pound Mexican goblin who lives off his uncle travieso in Washington. Slumpz-G5 is also short for ( La Rana Maxima ) In English ( The Big Frog)

Bro slow down the food is going anywhere Slumpz-G5

by Kryozx March 14, 2022

slumped#1186

A walking W and a legendary wakano member and the most attractive member

slumped#1186 is a W

by slumped#1186 April 1, 2022