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Che shirts

The t-shirts that show Che Guevaras face on them. Oddly enough 98% of the people who wear them have no idea who he is or what hes done. Either they wear the shirt because they're ignorant "misfits" who equate the shirt with a Ramones shirt or Led Zeppelin shirt, or they're stupid little MTV kids who think they're gonna show the world that they're unique and not easily predictable, because they have cool political beleifs.......That or your just a stupid naive commie bastard.
One fag: hey I stopped by Hot Topic to pick up some Jimi Hendrix shirts and found this shirt with this guys head on it

Other fag: Ive seen those before, yea those are cool, nice shirt.

Typical College proffesor: I love Che shirts , DEATH TO CAPATILISM AND ALL FORMS OF FREEDOM
by Themi Theodos June 17, 2009
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battle shits

The grueling cotest involving two people weighing in, before taking shits in adjacent bathroom stalls. I cannot stress how important it is that the dumps be simultaneous. After both combatants have finished. They must examine each other's specimen and then procede to weigh again. The winner is the combatant who had the heaviest shit.

In some countries battle shitting will hold up in court, such as for custody of a child or divorce hearings.
This Sunday on Pay-Per-View, Chip Brown "Streaks" will square off against Brian "The Human Corn Cannery" Harrell in a battle shits contest for the World Title. 29.99.

The over/under for betting purposes is 5 ounces.
by Jip! January 26, 2007
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turbo shits

When you sit down on the toilet and the gas builds up like an enigne's turbo spooling up and then all the boost comes at once blowing your shit everywhere!
"The chili I ate last evening gave me the turbo shits so bad it was blowing out under the toilet seat."
by FRANEIGH September 5, 2006
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shants

A garment of clothing that is not long enough to be pants and not short enough to be shorts.
Everyone looks dumb in shants.
by c5noone January 5, 2007
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Monkey Shines

The act of behaving like a black person (acting ghetto, stupid, ignorant or committing crimes)
That dirty dude's Monkey Shines Dun got his azz arrested.
by mrdudeman1122 March 25, 2010
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Inverted Saints

Inverted Saints is a Black Metal/Gothic band from Omaha, Nebraska, they are currently working on thier first album
"FFF" in which has seven songs...

Certain religious groups have taken offense in some of the songs/lyrics and have tried to ban them in the city, but that wasn't effective, Inverted Saints runs on!

The band is composed of five people, in whom wish to remain nameless, Inverted Saints
that preist hates Inverted Saints
Inverted Saints is well known underground, whereien noone knows about them in mainstream
by Ispep Yrrech September 21, 2008
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milk shits

When you wake up and your morning shit consists of white viscous feces that you sometimes have to scoop out with your fingers.
"Dude in the clink I woke up every other night with hella milk shits."
by bonchoblade March 11, 2018
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