Schmuckglitzen

It’s German for WAP.

Gurl hol on! I can read your schmuckglitzen usage in these jeans, go change.

by ireallyenjoyedtheemojimovie November 21, 2020

Schmucky

A top trader on Wall Street. If you are Schmucky then you have amazing knowledge trading multiple asset classes

Yo! Call Schmucky and see what the hedge funds are choking on right now!

by JSize March 3, 2021

Schmuckette

A person that always takes your pens or pencils

Can you stop being a schmuckette and give me back my pencil?

by Oxen December 14, 2022

Schmuckle

A person who is valley-girl esque in speech, yet extremely masculine and buff in physique.

Person 1: "Hey, dude. I want you to meet my girlfriend from Southern California."
Person 2: "Duudddeee. She's such a schmuckle. Does she lift weights?"

by Clingymuffin88 January 14, 2024

schmuckums

A slur usually used towards people who live in The United States of America or who are german.

It means "A horrid word, usually used as having overly sexual desires and actions at any thing, even animals and minors"

You are a schmuckums

by hdsiownsndjwiw March 10, 2024

Schmuckleputz

It's simple. You combine two deragatory Yiddish words when using them separately isn't sufficient.

You sir are the most annoying person I have ever met. You are a schmuckleputz.

by Chief Flappenmajacks January 23, 2026

Schmuckasaurus

A man who believes he’s the best at everything, does no wrong, and has an ego the size of King Kong. A schmuckasaurus is the ultimate jerk.

That man is the worst! He’s a schmuckasaurus looking out only for himself. Stay away from him!

by Laverne's mom May 18, 2025