Richard Dreyfus Variety hour!

To randomly and quickly over act...... ten times......in nine different scenarios.

if you punch a five year old in the face ten times you have committed a crime, if you stab him thirty seven times in the chest you have won the Richard Dreyfus Variety hour!!!

by Broguts February 27, 2010

Richard Priors

The amount of dicks a person has had before a given relationship

“I’m so happy for you man, you know how many Richard Priors she’s had?”

by Rev. Danny Banner July 4, 2019

Charnock Richard

Charnock Richard is a village in Lancashire, England which serves simply as a euphamism for bums or the taking of "it" up the bum.

Nick really loves it up the Charnock Richard.

Marcus kicked that kid right in the Charnock Richard, now his dad is chasing him.

Ray had to go to hospital with a milk bottle stuck in his Charnock Richard. He cannot eat solids ever again.

by Charnock Richard October 23, 2012

floppy Richard

A condition most commonly found with Albanian males who are unable to get an erection even with the assistance of a naked female

Girl: "Hey babe what's wrong?"
Mondi: "Sorry, I have a floppy Richard"

by Tyrese Da'Quavishawn May 26, 2015

stinky richard

When somebody wins a game against somebody flawlessly

Dang bruh, Really got hit with that stinky richard!

by Azulico February 11, 2022

richard

A noun that translates its' namesake, dick.

I have to go somewhere, you have been a total richard all day and I can't take it any longer.

dick asshole

by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015

Richard the Lionhearted

English King in the third Crusade. Rose up against the Moslem Saladin, who controlled Jerusalem at the time, with the supposed support of King Philip of France. King Philip, being French, later ditched Richard on the way to Jerusalem, causing a great blow to Richard's goal. Still though, Richard, brave and courageous, marched on. By the time he reached Jerusalem, Richard knew his victory, while possible, would not last for long, and he was not willing to waste the lives of his men. Sadly, he retreated and signed a treaty with Saladin. Richard was later imprisoned but released by King Philip, and his death came from an arrow shot in the shoulder. Richard's legacy as a soldier transcended his somewhat bad kinship, bad marriage, and bad son, and his romanticized reputation will last forever.

Richard The Lionhearted may have won if all his allies didn't ditch him.

by T Rev April 23, 2006