used when incredibly frustrated, angry, annoyed, irritated or in a situation which causes such a large amount of frustration/ annoyance you are overcome with the urge to rip off your own face.
I'm soo annoyed with photoshop that I want to rip my own face off
I feel like the only solution to this problem is to rip my own face off
I feel like the only solution to this problem is to rip my own face off
by sabrina collins May 23, 2015
Get the rip my own face off mug.When a girl wakes up with a penis in her mouth, and notices that the pubes have grown substantially whilst being there.
"Josh thought that it would be funny to injure Brien's balls, so in order to get payback, Brien Rip Van Winkle'd him last night. "
Davis: "I shaved my pubes this morning."
Bennett: "Didn't you shave those a few days ago?"
Davis: "I did, but I Rip Van Winkle'd my bitch again last night, and they grew several inches."
Alex: "What's wrong dude?"
Davis: "I just walked in on my roommate and his girlfriend: she was asleep, his dick was in her mouth, and his pubes were growing at an unnatural rate. Have you ever heard of such a thing?"
Alex: "Foshizzle. The ole' Rip Van Winkle...
Davis: "I shaved my pubes this morning."
Bennett: "Didn't you shave those a few days ago?"
Davis: "I did, but I Rip Van Winkle'd my bitch again last night, and they grew several inches."
Alex: "What's wrong dude?"
Davis: "I just walked in on my roommate and his girlfriend: she was asleep, his dick was in her mouth, and his pubes were growing at an unnatural rate. Have you ever heard of such a thing?"
Alex: "Foshizzle. The ole' Rip Van Winkle...
by NolaDuncan November 9, 2009
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Get the rip down mug.Option two: rip start can also be inserting a chain of anal beads into a female (or male) anus, once all beads are inside proceed to Donkey punch said person and pull the beads out with full force. (warning might be splash back.
by Pkthtguy November 18, 2016
Get the rip start mug.Rippin and Reppin skateboarding for Jacob Peden from city to city. Based in Fayetteville, North Carolina
Man, today has sure been fun skateboarding around Fayetteville, Nc... I'm glad Jacob Peden was there :)... goin AFTER it..... Rip City
by b-scooooooooo August 25, 2011
Get the Rip City mug.by zack February 23, 2003
Get the rip roaring red ass mug.rip-off A friend who backs out of a proposed plan to spend the day/night out with his mates,generally at the last minute, in order to spend the day being verbally abused by his girlfriend
rip-off"Sorry guys, I know i was due to pick you up in 5 minutes, but im going to have to cancel as the GF wants me to ....*insert something boring here*
by Theanalbutcher April 8, 2009
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