pityphile

A person who consistently craves pity and attention from every person they encounter. "They" always try to play the victim in any situation, and make sure to speak of all the misfortunes in their life that involve them, in hopes of manipulating all those around them, to feel sorry for them.(To throw them a pity party) This person can easily be compared to a parasite, such as a leech. Meaning that their main goal in life is to feed off of and consume any abled bodied person who is willing to reach out and try to help them. Pityphiles will suck you dry and drag you downhill , and still try to make you feel bad for their situation... They are most commonly suffering from a severe case of Co- Dependency... often making them have little to no friends... and only worsening their own situations , which in turn causes them to non stop bitch about their problems to anyone with ears.

This is the common cycle of a pro pityphile. Beware, they are everywhere out there.... whether they know it or not.

Matt: "Hey, we gotta run by Two Teeth Tony's house to drop off some cigarettes and a pop tart.... because he is having a hard time wanting to get up and try to go get a job.... and I feel so bad for the guy."

Travis: " Okay... Just make sure he isnt being a Pityphile again.... He tricked me into giving him multiple different smartphones of mine to "Borrow" after he smashed his own phone because he burnt some popcorn. I felt bad so i gave him 3 of my extra smartphones, and he just kept on taking them apart and breaking them until I didnt have any phones left to give.... and then I realized I was a victim to a professional Pityphile...

by TheyCallMe...BruisedWang! March 11, 2018

Pity Paddlers

People who are usually say they are Representatives or activist for a specialist or specialized group such as (disabled people,black people,gay,people women) who killed you into giving them money

BLM Pity Paddlers who said I was racist because I didn't want to give them money

by EmJayee May 24, 2018

Pilt

Unattractive or unappealing under any circumstance.

Jughead:Yo Archie! Did you see that new girl Veronica? She's hella pilt.

Archie:Yea, you write

#kidding #ilovevarchie

by I_love_Riverdale June 12, 2018

Pitty relationship

When a person only dates someone because they feel bad for them

Ary and mr president are in a pitty relationship because arys uncle killed mr president

by Jacquelin kennedy Onassis June 18, 2018

Pilt

To be incredibly high or drunk

Damn son that dude is pilt

by Thehipsterbitch September 15, 2018

Pity Titty

when a girl feels bad feels bad for someone and to cheer them up sends them a picture of her titties

babe, im having a rough day. can i have some pity titty ?

by camerelle August 27, 2018

piltacular

A person who hasn't slept stayed up partying , smoking ,drinking who thinks she looks fine looking tore up from the hang over seems disoriented doing odd things,saying weird shit, mumbling shit, that don't make sense, multi personalities looking ugly tore up wearing the same clothes from last night

Dain check out your ex girlfriend Marcy she's looking piltacular she's walking in circles seems confused stands in front of the mirror talking to herself thinks she looks cute in last night's outfit hair all messy . She's piltacular

by Cali'dat March 30, 2019