Peasant pad

Another name for gamepad or controller used by some PC elitists.

Get the fuck out of here with that filthy peasant pad, use a keyboard and mouse or go play on your shitbox or gaystation.

by EngineerDude October 2, 2020

Lily-padding

The act of sitting in a hot car after engaging in a water-based activity, such as swimming or diving, without turning on the air conditioning, allowing oneself to bask in the trapped heat and humidity like a lily-pad in a pond on a hot summer day.

Hannah and Dan were late to the party because they spent 15-minutes lily-padding in the parking lot after swim practice.

by King.Frog January 29, 2025

dad’s new pad

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody

“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”

by listlessnesss December 5, 2021

Lily-padding

Standing on top of your own shoes when in the dressing room of a store, refusing to stand barefoot on the floor

The floor is gross in here so I am lily-padding.

by Ido bandito June 7, 2019

Corporate Padding

A role or person in companies, that provide little to no value for the company or its customers.

Everyone knows project managers, are just corporate padding.

by Gary Grant Jones May 23, 2024

Iowa City Splash Pad

When a woman squirts so hard that it bounces of their partner’s abdomen and splashes back at them.

I would’ve brought a beach towel if I had known she was gonna pull off that Iowa City Splash Pad.

by PeterPancake December 6, 2023

Ball Pad

The padded portion of bicycle shorts in the crouch region.

You can fold your own bike shorts. I don't want to risk touching the Ball Pad.

by Kap21 June 4, 2018