nobody loves you

when you are lonely like a man with no arms tring to touch yourself in the bed at night.

kid 1: are you gay?
kid 2: yes.
kid 1: nobody loves you!

by 1232 wendy's June 9, 2021

nobodysexual

A nobodysexual is a person attracted to nobody sexually like an asexual person, BUT they also feel no romantic feeling Often confused with asexual but it's two completely different sexualities.

Max: You're so gay !
Levi: How dare you assume my sexuality?
Max: Huh?

Levi: Im nobodysexual
Max: Get fucked !
Levi: NO THANKS IM NOBODYSEXUAL

by thenobodysexualofficial July 16, 2018

nosed

To be jewed.

Dude, he totally nosed all my pot.
Yeah man, you got totally jewed.

by Doug March 12, 2004

nosediv3

term given when people "nosedive" on surfboards or bodyboards...by switching the "e" for a "3", makes it "1337"

jaxxxon was killed by nosediv3...AGAIN!

by adam March 31, 2005

noobed / newbed

Getting killed or even owned by a 'noob'/'newb'.

ProQ3Player was railed by Mr.Noob
ProQ3Player ate Mr.Noob's rocket
ProQ3Player: ROFL i got noobed

by dz22 October 30, 2003

Blue-Nosed Jackass

A giant reindeer-like creature commonly seen on Christman Eve pulling Christman's sleigh. On the other days of the year, the Blue-Nosed Jackass is usually seen beating the crap out of someone.

by Kaz the greatest person in the WORLD July 31, 2003

Nobody asked

you usually use this phrase in a argument if you play this

I play Roblox, I have heard the phrase "nobody asked" in every argument i have been in with oders

by 11 year old February 16, 2021