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Jewed

Hey! Look at that big nosed individual, he jewed my wallet 2 minutes ago! Somebody stop him before he sells it for an excessive amount of money!
by JoeNotJew. April 20, 2025
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jewed in the back

When an individual swindles one out of some monetary or resourceful objects, can be part of an agreement or just in general jewness.
"Man I fronted Eden again and lo and behold I got jewed in the back again "
by Onearmedbandit788 January 19, 2024
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Food Jewed

When you're trying to eat and someone is consistently interrupting you from eating/messing with your food.
We were at Applebees the other day and Joe food jewed me. He just wouldn't shut the fuck up.
by vulgarqt May 9, 2018
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1933 Jewed

The act of being "burned, roasted, gassed, and flamed" referring to the Holocaust.
Dang Timmy you just got 1933 Jewed by Eugene over there!
by EugeneAK47 June 13, 2017
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Screwed and jewed

Damn, I got screwed and jewed by a hooker last night.
by KinkyShitBro November 14, 2017
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Jebediah Kerman

Jebediah Kerman is the centerpiece of the religion known as 'Kerbalism.'
Josh: heil jebediah kerman
Clyde: amen
by I. Hate. Life. November 2, 2020
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Merry Jebediah

The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with an Amish female in the back of a buggy. If done correctly, the male receives a hand-crafted headboard and barn-raising party from the female's father following a successful Merry Jebediah.
"Brother, after volleyball at the Yoder's, I totally pulled off of 283 and Merry Jebediah'd Sarah on the way to the stables.
by Billy_Budd March 25, 2022
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