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The Hipster Lie

When a hipster is called a hipster and they claim against it stating that they do not conform to the labels of the people claiming to be either above or completely separate from society.
Normal Person: Stupid hipster. Thinking you're so cool.

Hipster (telling The Hipster Lie): Whatever, I'm not a hipster, you just don't understand me, tool.
by BruceDeacroix October 13, 2011
mugGet the The Hipster Liemug.

lie

when Pinocchio's nose get's long enough to use as a second dick
-Did, you lie about cheating on me?
-No! Of course not. I was just at a friends house
(he was at an orgy party)
by HIDINGINYOURWALLS April 13, 2022
mugGet the liemug.
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by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025
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by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025
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Lie

What percentage of the conceptual realm needs to be occupied by lies for reality to constitute an illusion?
Dr. Smarty-pants "A sin of omission is better than a sin of commission."

Hym "That's moral relativism."

Dr. Smarty-pants "Moral relativism is bad."

Hym "One of those two statements has to be a lie."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2022
mugGet the Liemug.

Trump-Lie

A lie, so utterly false, as to disrupt and destroy common sense and create division in society.
The tariff war being good for Americans is a Trump-Lie.
by LaughingAloud October 24, 2025
mugGet the Trump-Liemug.
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by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Cheat, Process, Lie= Dichotomize, Steal = Journal<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

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