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Safety-net sub

After scanning the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the confused mind generally opts for friendlier territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).
Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my Safety-net sub .
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.
by Paterico December 14, 2008
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Nano-Netting

Verb / When your iPod Nano 5G with the shake to shuffle feature flies out of your hand and is picked up by someone who is unwilling to return it or is too big and surly to be confronted for its return.
Dude, I was shuffling my new iPod and it got Nano-Netting by a big mofu on the subway.
by Seymourbuttz October 28, 2008
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root-netting

Is the under-soil network of interlaced root systems of above ground botanica.

Root netting is when tree root systems interlock, creating a hidden "net" of support for surface soil.

In simple terms, when plants hold hands under the soil.
"If you remove this forest, the ground will not be supported by this root-netting any longer, and may give way."
by Mr H20 August 20, 2022
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net on the fax

A phrase shouted out once a sale has been met. Usually only said by those going by the name of Michelle and Rebecca.
hey look everyone there's a net on the fax
by cccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuu March 11, 2009
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J-net

Abbreviation for the name Janette, meaning super cool human. Fun, strong, reliable, kind and thoughtful. Good thinker and stable character. Loves to dance, tell ridiculous but true stories, laugh with friends and drink gin. May be partial to a unicorn, rainbows and being called Janice!
Hahaha J-net I’ve just wet myself you’re so funny!
by Louch July 25, 2018
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Net Favoritism

Net Favoritism is what Ajit Pai want's, the opposite of "Net Neutrality".
Net Favoritism lets the owner mess with the equality of the internet if "Favoritsm", limiting what people are able to do with their internet.

It comes from greedy Ajit Pai's mind.
"Net Favoritism" |net-fey-ver-i-tiz-uh m, feyv-ri-|
Is a policy in which a possible owner is able to restrict internet usage and limit other areas to any specific individual.

"HEY, when do you think "Net Neutrality" is gonna be coming?"
"Only when Viacom and others "Net Favo
ritism" ends."
by Difyned January 17, 2018
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MAGA-net

a person deliberately blocking traffic (typically referred to as a dumbass) to protest any and everything Trump says or does, causing them to automatically become magnetic to vehicles trying to go about their day, without unsolicited delay
I was on my way to work when I was stopped by a group of MAGA-nets blocking the intersection. My car was automatically attracted to the MAGA-net, which promptly cleared my path as the bounced off my bumper and quarter panels like balls in a pinball machine.
by anonymous November 13, 2025
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